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The Truth on your little Assburger
 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-01 23:40 [#02332653]
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read em and weep bitch

Fucking assburgers.


 

offline BeatenDownCar on 2009-10-01 23:45 [#02332654]
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congratulations

now hans me an assburger


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 06:29 [#02332694]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline BernardMatthews from United Kingdom on 2009-10-02 08:27 [#02332717]
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Bootiful!


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-02 08:59 [#02332729]
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i dont understand this thread


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-02 08:59 [#02332730]
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i have aspergers


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 09:30 [#02332750]
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you have to be an asshole to understand bullshit


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:03 [#02332788]
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I'm glad i can be the mirror for all of you who think your
senseless european thoughts are even slightly
understandable, let alone interesting.

mohamed, once again,

do i even have to say it anymore?

one more time for old times sake

fuck you.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 11:04 [#02332790]
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thanks for the reminder, now shut the fuck up


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:07 [#02332791]
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MetallicaDude, this thread was about how spoiled teenagers
who don't want to fit in with the group of kids on their
block label themselves as having a syndrome called
"Asperger's".

Some fuckin time waster named Hans Asperger thought he would
elaborate on the Autistic Spectrum.

If you ar one step short of cerebral palsy, or have some
congenital brain defect, you're going to have autistic, but
you're not autistic if you're Jan Brady.

End USA rant.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:09 [#02332792]
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I didn't know sesame street allowed profanity.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 11:12 [#02332793]
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you don't have the smallest grasps about your head yet you
feel free to give medical consultation, ghost boy? or it was
another of your shitty mind fights


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:15 [#02332794]
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how am i giving a medical consult? Fuck you and go spread
your dick cheese somewhere else, dis my thread.

if you can't sing along, HUM ALONG


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-02 11:25 [#02332795]
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Some one very close to me has been diagnosed by doctors as
having Asperger's Syndrome and he is far less of a whiny
fuck than you are. In fact he has never moaned about his
lot, worked all his life, wouldn't know what a goth or emo
was, and it would never occur to him in a million years go
on Internet messageboards or even think about "specialness".
On one hand he's on another level, on the other he's more
grounded than a lot of people.

I agree that people that self diagnose themselves with
something because they're a bit awkward are, by their own
tacit admission, twats, and I also think doctors aren't very
good with mental issues and are as lkely to say you've got
Asperger's just to get you out of their fucking practice.
Anyone who calls themselves an "Aspy" is self aware enough
to warrant a fucking kicking.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-02 11:25 [#02332796]
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Interesting that you used the word spectrum,pulseclock.In
psychiatry the term spectrum is used to mean not of a
unitary nature but consisting of sub-groups.The naming of a
lesser or greater part of spectra is a practice that helps
categorise illnesses,and the word syndrome is used to tell
us there are clinically identifiable symptoms of an
illness.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 11:25 [#02332797]
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you've been linking medical pages on wikipedia about the
same issue apart the urban shit up there, while you fill
your mouth try to remember that the internet is the
laboratory of all syndromes itself. i may be deliver cheese
dick, what are you delivering instead? go watch after your
dog , asshole


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:31 [#02332801]
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I never claimed to be an Asperger sufferer, i was just
watching a canadian documentary on the subject and noticed
how vastly different it was from full blown Autism, yet
people who claim to have asperger's syndrome think that they
are in the same boat as people with autism.

I'm sure there's thousands of special cases where Asperger's
fits the bill, but in most pediatric cases, it's just not
right. It's most likely a mis-diagnosed form of adolescent
developmental disorder, in my opinion. (not
professional of course)

medical pages on wikipedia, where? Urban Dicitionary, i
linked there because of the comedic descriptions users made
for the Asperger Syndrome.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-10-02 11:33 [#02332803]
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Put it this way, if you met someone with genuine Asperger's,
or a high functioning degree of Autism, and put them next to
a moody fucking Goth teenager, you would see the difference
instantly.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 11:37 [#02332806]
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i can't be arsed to look after your own shit unlike you and
your friends/aliases

but i assure you i know what i am talking about

fuck YOU man

adieu


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:37 [#02332807]
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the whole theory of Asperger's Syndrome is that most of
these people diagnosed can't just fit right into "society,".
But really, isn't society just a theory itself?

It's basicaly a syndrome for people who don't think they are
"normal."

But, in some cases, it may be accurate, like when a child or
adult has a particular obsessive interest in arcane
subjects, to the point where it conflicts with the quality
of life. But just because a child is "different"?

All in all, I APOLOGIZE for bringing this topic up here. not
appropriate i agree, but i thought that people always assume
RDJ as having this syndrome, as well as other electronic
artists who are well into their own work.



 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-10-02 11:37 [#02332808]
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there's black, white and in between various shades of grey.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:39 [#02332810]
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peace.


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-10-02 11:43 [#02332812]
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you can be ill and not necessarily be cathatonic. I don't
know in USA but where I live posing as ill scares people
away, so there's not much benefit in posing, you could
instead make you relatives and friends more apprehensive
than they already are that is a bad thing anyways


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:45 [#02332813]
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and fuck you, i realize that whining on a messageboard is
really pathetic, but this is the only messageboard i goto.
It's been a great thing to retreat to when you have nothing
else to do in between busy schedules.

It's not like me joining this board was a 'one day i stopped
smoking cigarettes and i needed another 'fuck my life' fix,
so i decided to search on google the next best thing', type
of thing. It was more of me lurking here for about 2 months
before joining because i loved what music i was hearing from
aphex twin and autechre.

Just having to explain myself to you is bad enough. Maybe
this will satisfy your hunger to put random people over the
internet in their place.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:53 [#02332814]
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yes you somehow have come to KNOW that i have somewhere
linked to a wikipedia medical page on autism or aspergers, i
dont know i'm still not clear on what you meant by that.

How about stop trying to look cool, and instead post in your
Max/MSP thread.

jesus h. chris, mohamed you sure know how to create a
shitstorm of drama. I'm glad to know what you've been really
thinking.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 11:56 [#02332816]
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good analogy. Let that sum up this thread and let it die the
fuck out, hopefully.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-02 12:08 [#02332817]
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you're god damn right, a nonexistant shitstorm of drama has
crashed onto the nonexistant music world the self proclaimed
artists have created in order to sell records to us
profanes. you're the sheep, bastard.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-10-02 12:11 [#02332818]
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no.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-10-02 12:25 [#02332826]
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i was diagnosed with aspergers by the top authoity on
aspergers in my region and i have my doubts about it but i
dont think people who havent been diagnosed should criticise
it cuz everyone really has no idea what its like to be
anyone but themselves. i dunno its complex and it manifests
itself in different ways depending on other aspects of a
persons personality. for example i think many aspergers are
extroverts and will talk at you for hours about anime or
synths or whatever but irl im an introvert and its hard for
me to even get the courage to pick up the phone if its
someone i dont know calling


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-10-02 12:27 [#02332827]
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Does your pee smell of asparagus after you've eaten some?


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-10-02 12:30 [#02332828]
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i ate mine
hu hu hu


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-10-02 12:39 [#02332829]
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mental disorder diagnosis is difficult thing. So there is
large posibility of false diagnosis. False diagnosis means
wrong treatment.

SPECT scan can reaveal true problems. Conversely analysis of
idividual behavior can be illusory.


 


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