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i beg you - never leave a pot with pasta for a week in your kitchen without your attention. i mean i forgot that it was there - it had a cover on and there was a small portion of pasta left with a simple sauce consisting of ham, sour cream, onions and mushrooms. i forgot it goddamnit. when i opened the cover i thought i will loose consciousness (which is for me personally very dangerous because i live alone). the smell pouring into my nose was a mixture of vomit, poo and rotten fetuses mixed altogether into a diarhoeaish-coloured soup trying to climb up the walls of the pot. i tried to empty the contents into the toilet which caused the lower layers get exposed to oxygen and a new wave of sour-sweet odour. with two layers of gloves on my hands and a bottle of "kaboom" i was trying to to what i could in restoring the pot to it's old state. i failed - not only is the pot still contaminated and the inner layer has another colour now - now the whole bathroom and kitchen is also contaminated with this rotten smell which i just simply cannot get rid off. i hope you will never encounter anything similar. |
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i think i saw god for a split second |
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don't climb landfills on acid either |
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Cillit Bang BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE |
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* its good story though. i had three slices of bread in my schoolbag for a whole summer vacation (two months). i vomited when i saw it. tiny bugs, fungus, shit was out of control. then i ate that shit. |
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hahahah. i've done the same, only it was pasta without any sauce and it was still an absolute nightmare when i discovered it. your story made me laugh a lot. thanks. |
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i'm labelled as a bad character - no matter what i do |
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good i just went to take a piss and the smell is still there with the windows open - it seems as it would just sit there on all walls and my clothes also. i will never cook pasta again. |
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new cure for cancer? |
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or the new sarin |
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hey im tryin to eat here |
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but you can't cure death |
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in some cultures they think they can -> birth |
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ham, sour cream, onions and mushrooms and you complain. take a tin of peeled tomatoes and push them, or a tin of tomatoes the ones they cut in little cubes, and put it into a little pot with a third bottle of passata. add a couple spoons of extravirgin olive oil and a spiz of salt, some basil or laurel for the perfume and half an onion or scallion for the taste. cook 20 minutes and learn to eat pasta, dude. |
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whaaat? How could you forget about it? How rarely do you use/clean your kitchen for a pot to just be left on your hob full of food for a week?! You must either have a shit load of pots, a massive kitchen or a reaaallllly untidy room not to notice that! |
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Did you know that cillit bang is used in old nuclear power stations by the clean up crews?Apparently its so strong it'll remove and 'make safe' certain trace contamination.... I think they should amend the label, removes household scum,kitchen grease,stubborn stains and helps with those pesky radioactive traces. |
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this must surely be the thread of the week. first, the ultimate recipe for traditional italian pasta sauce. and second, cillit & bang even cleans contamination. tonight i'll be eating some pasta, and next week i'll be fetching some cillit & bang from the super for sure. the only thing this thread needs is a midget dating service and then i'd be settled. |
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Hmm...I may have a link for Ho Whites Dirty Dwarfettes Dating & Escort Agency. Would you like it? |
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post post post! :p... |
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damn, what's with all the sign-in crap. i just want to stalk + rapedate some midgets! |
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haha i like rot threads ages ago i made some bolognese and left it. we'd run out of sghetti so my mate had some of the mince in a huge pyrex bowl with loads and loads of tesco value cheddar. he stuck it in the microwave, making the most gloriously nasty soup of cheesy meat. it was only by the time he got near the bottom of this horrible dish that he realised the meat was real spotty and and tasted a bit funky. we looked in the pot.....minging away in some of the hidden pockets of gassy rot were big clots of EVIL decomposure. greeney white colonies of turned meat were busily festering just under where hed scooped up a serving for himself. honestly if youd seen it youd expect it to scream if prodded with a chopstick. he actually wasnt that ill after. however he left his unfinished life-form-in-a-bowl under a pillow i never bothered to move.....when i stumbled upon it !4!days later i saw an image beyond the imagination of any surrealist painter. the whole bowl was positively jumping with bacterial life; hair like tendrils had reached deep into the fabric of the pillow and beneath them were unspeakable layers of hellish mould. little white bugs were hopping around amidst the hair stretching from this new creatures omelet skin. when i tried to move it pockets of pussy slime would pop lick ricecrispys. it sounded like it was quietly cackling. we abandoned the house, went back the next day with heavy duty binbags and sprays of all kinds. this bowl of filth (my friend called it ren) was dropped into and wrapped up in 7 thick black bags (all of which i sprayed with detol), duck taped, and placed in a box which went straight to the wheely bin. the room was closed off and aired for about 2 weeks! upon return the smell of ren left behind still lingered as if he wanted to live on. perhaps if we'd left him he'd be here on this message board sharing his ideas on why mp3s suck. but hes dead now and thank god cos i swear he was evil inside and out |
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midgets are people like me and you you need to spend some time get to know them understand what its like to be in kids shoes have a heart man |
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From that whole,rather excellent,description of culinary decay,there are but two words that shall haunt me for the rest of my life. Cheesey meat. Yurgh. |
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some people, like you and me, just like rape-dates. and yes, i do have a very big heart. it's just that it comes out with the speed of light. people hardly notice it. and when they do, they're already too late. |
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I really don't understand how or why some people think that letting their house get to the state where there's so much bacteria in it that it has the ability to kill you, is funny. I think it says a lot about you as a person really |
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ok,lets bag a shorty |
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soup of cheesey meat |
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well that was unnecessary! eat dog offal and die you femboff |
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For a start, it wasn't Ampi's house. Secondly, he didn't suggest it was funny, that's just your assumption. Thirdly, chill out! It was a good story, that's what matters most! ^^ |
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femboff?! Good one. I just think being amused about living like a tramp says a lot about your personality and your priorities |
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You're kinda lucky your house didn't catch fire. I am kinda worried that the people I am living with next uni year will do simialrly dangerous things... :( |
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For a start, it'd be a more sensible assumption that it was his house, rather than his friends, as he said he stumbled upon it, and he had made the food. Secondly, he said "haha" at the beginning of the post which is a fairly strong indication that he thought it was funny, as well as the way he wrote it. Thirdly, it was a follow up to him, not you. |
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i could tell you im a special and multifaceted person who really can be defined by deeper things than a few incidents of deadly uncleanliness, but i get the feeling youre too much of a stuffy cunt. i think you should aim lower and be more of a wife around the house - never should have given them the vote |
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yeah is my house. im sitting on a floor covered in smashed crisps, dead flies and used maxipads right now. im diiiirrrty |
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I'm sure you are very special. I'm also sure there's far more to you than not caring if you have mouldy food in your house, but I still think it gives a pretty good image that you don't give a shit about your surroundi That was a pretty strong replyngs, which isn't a great character trait to have. Haha, a stuffy cunt?! Just because I think it's a good idea not to let your house get to such a state that it could make you very ill doesn't make me a stuffy cunt. What do you mean I should aim lower? Lower than what? Not living like someone who doesn't give a shit? Honestly though, the fact that both of your insults to me have been about my gender is really shit. |
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it's happened many times here at Russell Hall. |
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haha no idea what happened to my post there! xlt buggered up a bit i think, it looked fine before i posted it! Just take out the "That was a pretty strong reply" bit and it makes sense! |
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what's a femboff, btw? i think i can imagine what it is because, well you know who is being called one. but still, there might be some bits that are lost in translation, so please enlighten me. if someone does, this thread is REALLY delivering! |
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oh god. the moral highground now is it? "I think it says a lot about you as a person really" you like a clean house, get to work woman!!! |
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haha 3rd time lucky?! Nope, the woman insult is still shit! I'm not saying a house has to be spotless but just not crawling with bacteria that could kill you! I'm not taking the moral highground, I'm just saying if you don't care that you're living in a pit and that it could kill you, it says you've got your priorities pretty messed up and you obviously don't care about yourself too much! Don't worry godel, femboff doesn't mean anything in English either! |
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God,you know all the right buttons to push dontcha? :D |
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hehe yes |
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haha do you honestly think you're upsetting me by using shit, unimaginative insults about me being female? |
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how about you try to be less hostile. a woman should be modest |
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I see what you mean. But a good immune system certainly needs to be "fed". The more sanitized the more open we become to allergies. I quite like House M.D. they often search patient's appartments for clues. Often the mold under the sink, stuff like that. |
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larn?! Is that you?? Sorry, do I not have enough trad values for you? :D I'm not being hostile, I'm just saying that I think it's important to look after yourself and not live in a hovel, and that if you don't mind living like that it shows you don't care about your own health or surroundings, which isn't an enviable personality trait. You're the one who told me to fuck off and die and pulled the whole "OMG UR A GIRL! ICKY!" thing. |
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;) |
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Don't worry godel, femboff doesn't mean anything in English either! no meaning? i thought about something like the female equivalent to the soup-nazi, but in the hygiene business. in short: a "femboff". <3<3! |
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