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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 14:51 [#02319534]
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List your favourite insults here, I prefer the shorter ones
in general. These are some ones I like:

Prick
Twat
Cock
Knob
Gobshite
Cunt
Fuckwit
Pleb
Spaz
Wanker
Tit
Dick head
Retard
Thicko
Scum

I also have a question about the American usage of the
suffix 'wad', as in 'dickwad' or 'geekwad'. What does the
'wad' mean? These are the options given by the free online
dictionary, which is most applicable to these insults?

1. A small mass of soft material, often folded or rolled,
used for padding, stuffing, or packing.
2. A compressed ball, roll, or lump, as of tobacco or
chewing gum.
3.
a. A plug, as of cloth or paper, used to retain a powder
charge in a muzzleloading gun or cannon.
b. A disk, as of felt or paper, used to keep the powder and
shot in place in a shotgun cartridge.
4. Informal A large amount: a wad of troubles.
5. Informal
a. A sizable roll of paper money.
b. A considerable amount of money.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 14:54 [#02319538]
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# 1 (mario voice) !!!

i like cocksmack


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 14:55 [#02319540]
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i dont like cock smacked on my face,

fuck now i seem gay


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-27 14:55 [#02319542]
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you ARE gay


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 14:56 [#02319543]
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LET THE INSULTS FLY!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-27 14:56 [#02319544]
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GAYLORD


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 14:56 [#02319545]
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fuck i AM gay


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-27 14:57 [#02319547]
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oops sorry


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 14:58 [#02319548]
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Answer my question about American swearing you knob
gobbling, piss stained, walking abortion.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 15:00 [#02319550]
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I DID


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 15:01 [#02319551]
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I SAID #1 IN A MARIO VOICE


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 15:04 [#02319556]
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So geekwad means 'a small soft part of a geek, perhaps
rolled up, that is used for packing or padding'?

That's a pretty shit insult I think.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 15:05 [#02319557]
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Minge.
Cock.
Balloonhead.

Calling already angry women a 'dumb cunt' is hilarious.
And referring to a bloke as 'bitch' never gets old.



 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 15:06 [#02319559]
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no like if you've ever chewed up a piece of paper just to
taste or feel the texture in your mouth, and then when you
spit it out, it's a wierd blob of goo. That gooish wad
personified by the insulter, represents the personality of
the peron being insulted


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 15:08 [#02319560]
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i just realized it sucks to genuinely called a bitch or to
be called gay.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 15:08 [#02319561]
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the femininity of man is to never be exposed, or else.


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-08-27 15:10 [#02319562]
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A geekwrap!

sorry.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 15:10 [#02319563]
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...alright poppet.
:)


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-08-27 15:16 [#02319564]
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tell us something new, sir smegamillion


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-27 15:25 [#02319566]
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ok, i just played with pink legos, fo real son.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-27 16:09 [#02319583]
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spunkbubble
fannyflap
titleak
arsepuff
pisskisser
wankbag
fagsack


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 16:13 [#02319586]
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I always thought dickwad was releated to shooting one's wad.



 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 16:15 [#02319590]
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I forgot skank.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-27 16:43 [#02319619]
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INSLUT


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-27 17:17 [#02319634]
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dickspill
vagcrease
shitstreak
plopgoblin
grotbowl
fartbasket


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-08-27 17:19 [#02319637]
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fag
lezzer
bummer boy



 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 17:20 [#02319639]
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Dickspill reminds me of my dad calling the bloke next door a
friggin seed spiller.


 

offline Jeremykyle from United Kingdom on 2009-08-27 17:37 [#02319645]
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long ago there was dicksplat



 

offline RussellDust on 2009-08-27 17:43 [#02319648]
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virgin whore


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 17:52 [#02319652]
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cock jocky


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-08-27 17:55 [#02319653]
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Tosser hasn't been mentioned yet


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 17:57 [#02319655]
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mother...lover


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-27 17:58 [#02319657]
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god u r all rubbish at this you pack of fannyscabs


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 18:06 [#02319658]
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piss shitting tit fag

oh... my... NIGGER GOD!!!

rape a fuck you fucking rape-assed rape-fuck!

shit piss out of your dick you fuck-pissing dick-shit!

ASS PISS SHIT TIT ASS FUCK SHIT


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-27 18:09 [#02319659]
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cocksmoker.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-27 18:17 [#02319662]
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poo
bum
pee pee
ding dong


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-08-27 18:20 [#02319663]
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"your mother" insults have reached germany
but have been used improperly:
your mother this your mother that it goes back and forth
until one brings the untoppable insult of the mothers:
I AM your mother, you son of a bitch!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-28 06:39 [#02319804]
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quaqquaraqquà


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-28 07:41 [#02319856]
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yes yes yes, hahaha they never take it well.

spakka
tit
cunt
twat
fuckwit
nob jockey
wee dick
junkie, favourite 1 namers

and 'i'lll get ur mom in a headlock'


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-28 07:43 [#02319858]
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don't know if anyone said this one yet

fuckface


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-28 07:51 [#02319866]
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Theres always the euphemisms-
Uphill gardener
Turd tapper
Rug muncher
etc
And I dont think anyones mentioned that old favourite,the
simple understated-Slag.
Or SSLAAAGGGGGG as they say it in estates across the
midlands.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-28 07:53 [#02319869]
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'SSLAAAGGGGGG!' Yeah that's how I say it!


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-28 08:06 [#02319879]
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I once heard some lads refer to bottles of WKD as 'slag
juice'
Charming.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-28 08:09 [#02319881]
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Scroat,
Ass-clown,
Mingebag,
Bumder (mix of Bummer and Bender)
and our ever favourite: Smeghead.


 

offline Ima Fag from the dirt farms (Bangladesh) on 2009-08-28 12:01 [#02319933]
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Don't listen to palsy-cock's explanation which was clearly
pulled right out of his ass.

"Wad" in "dickwad" is referring to definition #4, so a
dickwad is even more of a bastard than a normal dick.

(I know this and I'm not even American)


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-08-28 12:11 [#02319934]
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pimhole
tampslider
cloffing


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-28 13:52 [#02319965]
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hehe- Jay and Silent Bob. :)

Nig-nog
Porch monkey
Jerk


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-28 13:55 [#02319967]
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I always thought that 'wad' referred to someone who molested
the thing that formed the rest of the word i.e geek wad is
someone who interacts sexually with geeks or dickwad is
someone who touches up penises.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-28 13:56 [#02319969]
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Yes Indeksical, don't listen to me i am wrong.

Sorry Fag, that's what i always thought and I am American.

I always enjoy everyone's little twists on my name too.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-28 13:57 [#02319971]
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