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Measurements of Horses..........
 

Wizards Teeth on 2001-06-19 10:00 [#00010333]



Horses are measured in "Hands".

Well, my Hands are 1/45 th of a "Horse" in length.


 

Wizards Teeth on 2001-06-19 10:16 [#00010334]



*************PLEASE NOTE*************

This measurement will only be accurate if all horses are the
same length or that my hands always stay the same height. I
will proceed now to visit every horse in the world (or
universe) and measure each horse in both metric
measurements, imperial measurement (to please those over the
age of 65) and "Hands". If I find that all horses are the
same height, my mathematical theory will be conclusive. If I
find that my theory is incorrect I will have to use
different size hands to measure the horses or I will have to
calculate a coefficient to stabilise the equation.

Example:

Horse = Hands + ( x - Length of Thora Hird )

x being Horse Coefficient

I will keep you informed of the progress


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-07 21:14 [#01063921]
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no progress yet?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-02-07 21:15 [#01063922]
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heh... you are always so positive.
I, myself, love wizards teeths posts.
Great bump!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-07 21:18 [#01063923]
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he hasn't been posting lately...perhaps he's runing around
measuring horses...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-02-07 21:24 [#01063924]
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I too have studied this problem and I think the solution
lies in applying a horse differentiation coefficient and
then taking the integral of the said horse slopefield; thus
calibrating the hand to match the horse effectively.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-07 21:41 [#01063929]
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shit..... someone dig up the introduction of chicken paste
man... his 1st post.

or Ginome... find that one.. haha.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-07 21:47 [#01063932]
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haha, funny stuff! :)

The Baron was the best though... I miss that guy!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-07 22:13 [#01063956]
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haha, teeth is funny:

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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-07 22:29 [#01063976]
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hahahah

"Theoretically it is possible to be your own dad:

1. Get egg and remove dna

2. use dna to make another egg start to produce

3. make sure second egg grows before first egg

4. whence fully developed you could be older than your dad
and also be the same person

Vicar - Do you wizards teeth, take wizards teeth to be your
lawfully wedded husband?

Wizards Teeth - I cannot vicar as I am also my father

Vicar - You may now kiss the bride

Wizards Teeth - I am unable to as these lips belong to
myself, my dad (who is also me), that bloke off the telly.

Vicar - Who pays the television liscence ?

Wizards Teeth - We don't have a tv as I (both of us) and my
mother who is also the same person do not have any eyes,
hence we do not require televisual stimulation. That is
another reason why I married myself who is infact my mother
an father, I did not realise I was in a empty large
bathroom
when conversing. Little did I know but I was having a
conversation with my echo, and arranged to meet in the same
place a few times, then foolishly proposed.

I think "


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-08 04:35 [#01064170]
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We are in the presence of great minds here :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-08 09:19 [#01064474]
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hahahaha, i love this part

"Wizards Teeth - I am unable to as these lips belong to
myself, my dad (who is also me), that bloke off the telly.

Vicar - Who pays the television liscence ?"



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-08 10:01 [#01064515]
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it was a prophecy that horsefactory the paardenfabriek would
arrive!


 


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