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... before turning a page in a newspaper or book drive me insane. Imagine how many books in a library or newspapers on a bus are infested with spit filth. It is dirty and it is pointless. If you can't turn a page without having to douse your fingers in saliva first, then cut them off - you don't deserve hands. Thats my grief of the day. Tune in tomorrow for my thoughts on scrotum fingers after spending too long in the bath. |
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cum on your mouth |
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i don't think anyone has died from doing that |
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finger + anus = soundboard^2 |
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watch (sean connery, 1986) |
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news just in: a 43 year old social worker has contracted e-bola after coming into contact with a damp edition of the guardian on a london bus. true story. |
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his fault if he reads the guardian |
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ha! |
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like being surprised about having aids after reading the sun |
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ha! |
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for me personally it's ridiculous to wash your hands after taking a piss sometimes. for example there are certain clubs where there are no doors, you piss in a urinal and you have no contact with any surface with your hands besides your own cock. and i can asure you that my cock is one of the cleanest surfaces at a party. so why the hell should i wash my hands after touching only my own dick and in the same way get all the bacteria from the sink, the sopa dispenser and anything else. and if any girl tells me that not washing my hands after touching my cock is filth she should explain me why the hell she sucks it without hesitation after a few pints. |
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yous a playa! |
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i'm a nice guy |
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I agree with both points 100% |
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i bet you all licked your fingers before clicking on this thread, didn't you? filthy buggers the lot of ya. |
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i lick the scroll wheel on my mouse every 5 minutes for smooth scrolling action. |
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You're probably right and it's gross to think about |
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i'll lick my finger and stick it in your (r)ear at wonderment |
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there are worse things to lick. for example they could lick the paper itself |
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my cat licks its butt |
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thats what i'm talking about. you lick your fingers, which then is absorbed into the paper itself. i've picked up some papers on the pub and the corners were dripping wet - absolutely fucking disgusting. |
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pub = bus |
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Why should I leave the toilet seat down. Why doesn't the bitch leave it up? My wonderful girlfriend actually thought of this. |
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toilet seats - the dumbest invention? |
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Yeah, make the cunts sit on the fucking cold porcelein. |
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hygiene is overrated |
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I couldn't agree more. People who constantly clean and are aware of hygeine, I believe have really deep seeded fundamental issues with themselves. Hence the whole deal with OCD people needing to 'keep their mind busy'. I have been a student for 5 years, and have spent nearly every day living in a shithole, but incredibly happy. My only problem is that every day seems so short, even though by society's standards I'm lazy and do nothing much. |
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thats what the author of 'feuchtgebiete' says. have you by any chance read it? from what i've gathered the entire book is basically about ignoring hygiene and having lots of sex. Sounds like your cup of tea judging from this thread. |
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That sounds like a one way trip to AIDSville to me. |
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i hate aids |
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lets all smell like cunts |
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Mmmm cuntsmell. |
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Sorry to have viewed this so late, but thanks for a humorous post. Made me lol. :) |
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Did you know your computer keyboard has more germs and bacteria on it than your average toilet seat, where microscopic pieces of shit and urine lay to rest everytime you flush? Yet people don't tell you to wash your hands after typing an email do they? |
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Have u not had a job in 5 years? :O |
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i would think the mouse is worse yes think of all the wanking infront the computer |
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I like aids when part of a healthy Subway diet. |
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Keyboard is worse, people eat over it, pick their nose and press the keys. Wipe their arse and touch their cock and press the keys. The mouse is bad, but the keyboard far worse, all those bits land in between the keys and stay there for years. |
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Best years of my life. Fuck work yo. |
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haven't read it. i think my last post has been misjudged as being an attack on hygiene general. that's not my point. i am a quite clean guy (although the sweet-sour taste of licked ass keeps bugging my mind) and i have nothing agaisnt hygiene at all if it's done with at least some sense. i sit on public toilets and sporadically forget my slippers to some public shower still have never had any skin problems or else. i sometimes think that people imagine that other users of public bathrooms cover themselves with a film mixed from aids and poo and touch every fucking part. as mentioned above there are several situations which are potentially a lot more dangerous than using the toilet still people only care about washing your hands after taking a dump. that's mostly the same people who afterwards drink from the same bottle as 5 other people at their local gym. |
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you forgot about wanking |
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It's as if washing your hands after using the toilet is more of a social politeness rather than an actual precaution against disease etc.? |
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i dont whatch my hands after peeing at home but i do it oustside the home |
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something around those lines. although i have no problem with that. but still it won't defeat hunger in africa |
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love smegma-cutlets |
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I think urine is more detrimental than spunk. Urine and faeces is waste matter, spunk isn't. Probably not much difference between spunk and ketchup, although I wouldn't advise you put it on your chips. |
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cum on her chips |
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this thread needs some |
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i am going to lick 2 walls,the toilet seat and the dogs fangs before licking your face at wonderment. |
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lick the bumblegum |
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