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online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-29 23:40 [#02301691]
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Basically I just care about the money, if any is even
possible. Like that stupid site manbabies where they sell T
SHIRTS, I wanna maybe do something like that. I mean is
selling t shirts the main source of income nowadays? You
can't do it with adsense anymore apparently with adblock pro
and noscript. And the only jobs left in the real world are
probably telemarketing and mcdonalds until robots take
them.

Ima maybe call it pausedretards.com, word up. And like post
pics of famous people from videos paused in the stupidest
looking frame possible. It is a subject that has fascinated
me lolfully recently.

So the idea is I make this site, right, and people come to
it and see the dumb gimmicky paused images or something.
Then they buy t shirts and I get rich. I might have to think
of a different scheme though since using frames from other
peoples copyrighted videos will probably get me sued for
slander and theft + more laws. Nobody has time to tediously
read every law so you pretty much walk around with your eyes
closed hoping not to trigger one which can land you in an
anal rape rehabilitation clinic. That's how society works I
think.

So what is the simplest way I can make this new super cool
site, like with google pages or something? Or do I have to
learn internet black magic like php and flash and other
weird hacker terms. How do you shot web?


 

offline cx from Norway on 2009-06-30 00:33 [#02301692]
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Technically to create the site you should use something like
wordpress for cms.

But I dunno how lucrative it is to sell tshirts online
really.


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-30 00:48 [#02301694]
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This is just how I imagined the future would be. People were
retarded to think there'd be flying cars and space suits.
All you have to do is look at the present, then extrapolate
a future that is as or more shitty just with more
technological complexity and a higher world population, more
pollution and a worse gene pool. The technology keeps piling
on making everyone's lives worse and worse. The real life
and violence of nature was replaced with a fake system of
'money' with fake predators like corporations. Instead of
eating you, they prolong your suffering as long as possible.
Every other human on the planet has always been an evil
omnipotent mass united against me. All I have is me, and
instead of seeing what I'm programmed to desire to see, I
see this big fake mess. So I escape to videogames 99% of the
time and get seriously mentally fucked up from them. In the
rare times when I retreat from them back into the real
world, the immediate glaring shittiness of the entire human
mess and especially the mess of my own non-life quickly
steers me toward suicide unless I go drown myself in
videogames some more. All of humanity is just a bunch of
brains used for torture.


 

offline cx from Norway on 2009-06-30 00:56 [#02301696]
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It'll be alright man.
Look, I'm not saying you shouldn't try, your main problem is
going to be promoting your site and getting it popular.
You can make an account on http://forums.digitalpoint.com
and they will give you a ton of advice on SEO, adsense,
traffic to your site and ideas on how to make money on the
internet..



 

offline cx from Norway on 2009-06-30 00:57 [#02301697]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline cx from Norway on 2009-06-30 00:58 [#02301698]
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Just making this post to get 4000 points.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-06-30 01:00 [#02301699]
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thats why I am Crazy Brains. aka -Crazone


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-30 01:06 [#02301700]
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My plan was just to go to all the highest digged digg
crapmemes and write 'cool pic dude (or whatever). OH BY THE
WAY CHECK OUT MY SITE AT MYRETARDEDSITE.COM.' in the comment
area. And also just write my website on 1 dollar bills with
a thick permanent marker to take advantage of it as a viral
medium. Since my website will be so ultra cool I'll probably
need like 'more server space' when millions of people come
visit to buy shirts and get meme infections. This one stupid
chick made some stupid myspace site for myspace girls and
made millions of dollars. Capitalism really distributes
wealth nicely. Its nice how a fake rap fag like eminem can
probably buy 17 planes and boats and slave clones of me. I
need power. I need the one ring. There will be a period of
intense violence, but after that, everything will be cured
with me at the center of the universe as I was intended to
be.


 

offline cx from Norway on 2009-06-30 01:17 [#02301704]
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Well, there is a lot of different areas of internet money
that you need to read about.
There are literally millions of people who create websites
everyday in the hopes of hitting the big kahuna, but only a
fraction of those ever succeed.
Not trying to bring your hopes down, just saying it how it
is.

If I were you I would go the adsense way.
The best way to make money is to actually have something
people want, whether it be merchandise or digital content.
If there is quality content that people want, your site will
grow practically by itself.
The problem is to create or get that content.

But even if your site isn't the most original, you can still
make say a porn blog and get a few thousand hits easily, and
with some ads on there it will bring some cash in.
I did this and got plenty of hits on my blog, even though I
just reposted my favorite GIRL images on it that werent
original or hard to find at all..

If you're going to go that route I suggest making a
blogger.com account, since wordpress.com doesn't support
html editing or ads.
But blogger does.. and its free..

You can also go more shady ways and post warez, new mp3
albums and such, and have ads on there.
I know many blogspot.com accounts that do this and they have
been up for years with no problems with the law.

Your last option is to create the content yourself, whether
it be stories, reviews, political blogging, I can't help you
write or make your content tho.

Bottom line: it's easier to make money with ads than to sell
physical merchandise. With merchandise you need to already
have something people want. Your t-shirts would need to have
a motif that targetted a specific audience, and that
audience must be willing to pay.
omg long


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-06-30 04:23 [#02301720]
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Similar subject. Are any if them bullshit surveys, which pay
you for filling them out + clicking on ads, actually for
real? How much money can you make doing them?

LAZY_EXAMPLE


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-30 05:10 [#02301732]
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all you need to know is LAZY_TITLE


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-06-30 06:43 [#02301763]
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i sell shirts on cafepress well technically i dont SELL any
shirts but potentially someone might buy 1 some day


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-06-30 06:45 [#02301764]
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see here is a shirt called make sierra mist yours its for
those of you who really like sierra mist soft drink
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-30 06:58 [#02301766]
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you can sell t shirts
all white with black text with unique words printed on, for
exe: SNEASOPUT
and vice versa colour vice


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-30 06:59 [#02301767]
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they would be coolest in the world waering that t shirt


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-06-30 11:21 [#02301795]
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I can see how porn might be profitable on the internet.
Whoever owns cakefarts.com is probably a millionaire. That's
how retarded the economic system is.

Probably the best way to get 'content' is to make a site
with a forum/messageboard. Then everyone makes the content
for you while you make all the ad money. Can you put a forum
on a 'blogger' site?

Who the hell would use wordpress if it doesn't allow ads?
Just camwhores who don't care about money?

How about just copy/pasting huge dictionary word/phrase
lists onto a site then slapping ads on it? Or that one dude
who makes howdo youbakeapotatoe .com then sells retarded
potatoe recipes seems to have a good idea.

Then it seems adsense has all these fine print rules. If you
accidently break one google will probably ban you from the
internet.

That's a shirt you're selling metallica dude? I'm damn sure
not going to buy it.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-06-30 12:32 [#02301809]
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i understand its ok if you dont like sierra mist its sorta
an acquired taste


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-01 19:46 [#02302605]
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Ok.. my plan is probably to set up multiple forums for
various things on the interwebs. Like make a 'potatoes'
forum for people who like potatoes, and an aphex twin forum
and a teletubbies forum etc etc. That way users will
generate all my 'content' and I make money from adsense.

vbulletin seems to be popular but costs money? Why would
anyone use that instead of free open source (like 'phpbb')?
Also why is phobiazero often talking about how much this
site costs to run? I think he even has a 'server', but why?
Wouldn't it be better to just get some cheap web hosting
instead of having your own server?

I suspect blogger.com is pretty 'standard' like you write
crap and post pics and videos. But what if I want my own
control over everything, like what if I want to make a
web-game play inside my webpage? Or like
plentyoffish.whatever (I think the creator became a
millionaire) where you have people sign up for accounts and
other tricky coded stuff.. can you just use any programming
language to do stuff like this? Like I've been half assedly
trying python so could I use python to make web horseshit?

internets r gay. all these assholes making millions on
interwebs. I just want 1 million. Then I can live my
secluded pathetic shit eating life as a self/earth/humanity
hating hermit until I finally gratefully die, as if that'll
ever happen. In my experience people just live and live and
live and live.

Also I suspect adsense has horseshit terms of service, like
you probably have to be fake happy, politically correct.
Like this would probably be acceptable 'content' for
adsense:

'hai guys! check out my twitter tweets. Everything is
awesome and you guys are super cool, catcha later. :)'

but if you try to slap adsense on this:

'fucking god damn motherfucking SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. nazi
faggots. Horse shit ass salami. lets kill all white people.
join my suicide cult. fuck you.'

Then google will probably ban you from the interwebs and not
let you use adsense?

PEACE OUT and word to your moth


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 19:51 [#02302606]
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i tried to put ads on my blog once but google was like we
need your contact information if you wanna put real ads on
your site not just public serviec announcements and i
thought fuck that why should i give you my address you
fuckikng stalkers. i should be able to make the money and
they just deposiot it in a paypal account. so i said no way
im not puttin your bull shit ads on my blog but since i once
said i wanted to on the bloger dashboard it constantly says
they need my contact info even though i disabled there shit


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 19:52 [#02302607]
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to be honest i didnt even want to make money i just wanted
ads on my site to look cool


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-01 20:04 [#02302609]
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Damn ads are annoying. I just disabled adblock plus to see
them. I wonder how much phobia makes on this site. Setting
up a forum w/ ads seems to easy and obvious. You don't have
to do anything, and users fill up the place with tons of key
words for google rank or whatever. It might be better to
target forums for people who aren't web savy, like grannies
or something, so they won't likely have adblock plus.

Look at something like this/ would making something like
this be profitable ad-wise?:
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

That's simple enough to maybe even be within my programming
grasp (though I'd likely have to use flash which I hate).
But people might find it 'fun' and link to it and so it
spreads virally by word of mouth and lots of visitors = lots
of adsense money I'd guess. But you probably can't make a
flash thingy like that in blogger.com?

Interwebs are too complicated.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 20:56 [#02302614]
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blogger is cool for somethings but it is also lame for
others


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-07-01 21:21 [#02302620]
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chutup you michael loving cum guzzling bumwipe


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 21:28 [#02302621]
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get outta this thread


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 21:39 [#02302622]
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this is an AMPI MAX free zone


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 21:49 [#02302623]
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sorry if i sounded mean. but you lied i never guzzled
michaels cum


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-01 21:50 [#02302624]
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hai guys! check out my twitter tweets. Everything is awesome
and you guys are super cool, catcha later. :)


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-01 21:59 [#02302625]
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link please. i love twitter


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2009-07-02 09:08 [#02302704]
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fuck having a website


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-07-02 10:47 [#02302788]
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But then you can just wank all day without having to have a
'job' if you do it right.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-07-02 11:11 [#02302799]
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w m w, can i be on your website


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-02 12:16 [#02302828]
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you can be naked


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-07-02 12:26 [#02302837]
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what about a site called manboobs?


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-07-02 12:27 [#02302838]
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or a site called boobbabies. where you photoshop the babys
head on the boobs, and a boob on the babys head


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-07-02 15:58 [#02302899]
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or a site called 'genetically modified food'


 

offline dethpeel on 2013-03-23 08:04 [#02452453]
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or DUBturbo


 


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