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1) Frozen pee-pee cubes farted on by Sylvester Stallone, topped with the chef's severed fingers. 2) Horse penis stuffed with candiru, smothered in blended roaches and garnished with titan arum. 3) Skunk gland and fish hook jerky sprinkled with viruses. 4) 3 partially developed hard boiled platypus eggs pickled in dick drink. 5) Chopped fetus wrapped in a shitilla topped with bee abdomens. 6) Circumcision platter with moose vomit dip. 7) Stink cabbage partially absorbed in a hog's lower intestine topped with spiderling nests. *All entrees come with your choice of: fingernail clippings, poison ivy, a punch in the face or tacks. |
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All of those, with the exception of the moose vomit, are delicacies in Youngdong province, China. |
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im having kfc |
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lol |
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thats fucking gross |
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hahaha! Of all the things stated, KFC is the one you singled out to call gross! :D To be fair, it is, though. |
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*All entrees come with your choice of: fingernail clippings, poison ivy, a punch in the face or tacks. Tacks, please. I can't afford a main meal. How much will that be? |
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I backstroked over 1400 thousand kilometers for authentic Youngdong cuisine at the recommendation of fleetmouse, and I have to say I was very impressed. I was quite hungry when I arrived so that might have had an effect on my perception, but the dishes I tried were exceptional. A quick chat with the head chef revealed that a fresh batch of virii had just been brought in from the local markets, so without delay I ordered the skunk gland platter. I am pleased to note that the dish had a wonderfully bitter sharpness, like a coelacanth blowing a load onto the back of your tongue. My taste for death satiated, I moved on to my second course: the chopped fetus. I wasn't sure if the bee abdomens would be prepared in the authentic fashion - stingers left intact - but the pleasant bite of hundreds of venomous barbs shooting into my cheeks, tongue, and gums confirmed that this, here, was the quality I had been searching for. After feeling had returned to my face, I decided it was time for dessert. Feeling pretty full and with only 2 lives left and no continues, I figured something light was in order. I called for the frozen-pee cubes and they were just the trick: cool, refreshing, and surprisingly sterile. I knew I would not be able to finish them so I had them boxed up to take home, but by the time I left they had melted into a luke-warm piss broth, which I drank. Overall, I was very impressed with the culinary mastery and friendly service I was treated to at w M w. I would have liked to see braised after-birth in a bile-cream sauce on the menu, but I had had that recently in Antarctica so wasn't too put off by the lack thereof. I would heartily recommend w M w to anyone. |
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8. tom cruise's ejaculate in a wellington boot full of stinging nettles. |
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9. jeff goldblums pubes sown on a golly wog covered in glass and sick. |
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I'll have that, please. |
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That comes to a total of your right arm and three of your unborn children. |
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1) Frozen pee-pee cubes farted on by Sylvester Stallone penis, topped with the chef's severed fingers. 2) Horse penis stuffed corn puddingwith candiru, smothered in blendedde roaches and garnished with titan arum.u 3) Skunk gland and fish hook jerky sprinklepancaked with viruses. 4) 3 partially developed hard boiled platypus eggs pickled in dick drink. 5) Chopped fetus wrapped in a shitilla topped with bee 4) abdomens. in dick drqws 6) Circumcision platter with moose vomit dip. 7) Stink cabbage partially absorbed in a hog's lower mom hooker intestine topped with spiderling nests. *All entrees come with your choice of: fingernail clippings, poison ivy, a punch in the face or tacks. ' hk;,. ';l/ |
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u. u.U, U. u, u. u. U up you U. U. u. Y. |
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satan gave me a taco once.... i can' bring myself to explain more |
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i remember that beck song |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S1AKXrNbUo |
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heston blumenthal |
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Suck a polar bear's funky ass! Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup! Suck a donkey's shitty ass! Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a European bison's smelly ass! Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip! Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream! Suck a hyena's spermy dick! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a llama's shitty asshole! Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack! Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole! Suck a greyhound's musty ass, motherfucker! Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick Suck a cheetah's dick |
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With what should I suck a female camel's dick? |
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US |
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i bet that panda tastes good |
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