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any solutions? |
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don't |
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the people interviewing you are pompous arrogant imbeciles who deserve to have their genitals devoured by ferrets. they're all complete losers just hanging on by a thread to their lame positions in society's stupid pecking order of jerks. just walk in and say 'what the FUCK do you want FAGS?'. If they ask a question, or come to some idiotic bureaucratic decision that you should leave and they probably will because they're assholes interrupt them mid sentence by loudly singing a commercial jingle. I recommend 'crispy critters'. and continue to only sing it whenever they try to talk. If they call security just whip out your uzi which you've been secretly packing and kill every last one of those idiots. Do them all the favor. They were already inanimate piles of slop so you didn't really change anything. Then just shoot at random people out the window. You'll probably get the job. |
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*this is the google secret police. we have reason to believe that you, w M w, are a terrorist. come with us now. we have a very healthy prison system awaiting you. we at google feel that getting raped every day helps rehabilitate people.* |
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sounds like you've been playing too much grand theft auto=] |
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a wee dram |
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alcohol. sedatives. for you, i mean. picture the person you're interviewing in their underwear. give yourself a pep talk in a mirror before: "you the man! you can't be stopped! you're a question asking machine that cannot be denied! etc." offer the interviewee a sip of extraordinarily strong ginger ale, then pat them on the back when they inevitably begin coughing and choking. there, then, you broke the ice! meditate, or practice controlled breathing exercises beforehand. wear your zilty pin with pride to let them know you mean business. you *do* mean business, don't you? |
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try doing a scottish accent too |
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and try to work the word "floatin'" with a silent g into the conversation. sounds "greet" with a scottish accent. |
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Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdpqH1_EC7A |
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hah. great clip, forgot what a good flick that is. decided to save the drinking until afterwards tho mr leak. interview went ok- thank heavens i can get back to living an anxiety free existence on the internet where the worst that can happen is you get rickrolled. |
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