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offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-02-25 12:40 [#02274966]
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so a year ago i had an arterial blockage in the back of my
head that made me feel all funny. as a result, i have to
take aspirin every day to prevent more funny business. the
downside is now it takes forever to stop bleeding. think
you'll make short work of that annoying hangnail? think
again, your hand is covered in blood. what a mess.

anyone else covered in blood, or feel all funny?

 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-02-25 12:56 [#02274979]
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It's all washed off now. But the prostitute in my basement
probably feels a bit funny right now.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-02-25 13:00 [#02274982]
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i asked about you, you fucking piece of shit. not your
fucking prostitute.

now go down there and help that poor boy to clean up.

jackass.

 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-02-25 13:03 [#02274985]
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lol

sorry to hear pz, i feel funny but i'm not bleedin

i'm pretty good at covering myself with shit if you want

 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-02-25 13:07 [#02274987]
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it's cool. bleeding makes one feel so alive. and my brain
remains still doing stuff.


 

offline Quaristice on 2009-02-25 14:02 [#02275001]
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I have to take blood thinning drugs to stop me having a
stroke.

I try not to cut myself or I would bleed to death!

 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-02-25 14:14 [#02275010]
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good work, quaristice, now the whole fucking world knows
your mortal weakness.

any info about how to defeat your superpowers that you'd
like to share?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-02-25 15:09 [#02275033]
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shits funny, cant help it

 

offline Advocate on 2009-02-25 15:19 [#02275034]
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this thread is all like:

:|

 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2009-02-25 17:17 [#02275066]
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life is hard :)

 

offline Advocate on 2009-02-25 17:24 [#02275069]
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yes

:|

 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-02-25 20:00 [#02275086]
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i feel all funny atm. had surgery on friday
and i hate medicine and illness. its disgusting.
is lifes purpose to find out how much pleasure and pain
this physical existence can endure?
if so i volunteer for death by pleasure.-)

 

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