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Sure, it would be nice to receive some chocolates from somebody special in your life. They could be in a box, a fancy bag or simply in the form of a nice brownie or bar of fudge. Don’t get down; buy yourself a bag of M&Ms and pretend you’re a huge monster, and the M&Ms are people. Then go on a murderous rampage, eating those who are smaller than you, stomping around, snorting and kicking over miniature cars, depending on how serious you want to get into it. Tip: Pretending the brown ones are African-Americans does not make you a racist as long as you smash the blue people with equal vigor. |
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hes touching his pee pee |
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could we just have hardcore sex,i will bring oil and cuffs |
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can i join ? |
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would you put my cock back in for me if it slipped out? |
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no i would quickly insert mine |
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bastard |
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thats fucked up, bro. |
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this is what i want for valentine's day: we could just hang out and snuggle even if she's not down for a bonin' |
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jus imagine snuggling up to those boobs like a pillow... not even sexual... just comforting but sexual, too, obvs |
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You promised that was just for you :( |
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i think the face was the nicest about her |
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is he logged into xltronic.com? |
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lol...... he is The tuss |
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your avatar got boobs |
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(. ) ( . ) |
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he has a funny belly button |
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hard on like hes cock |
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heh he has a belly boob stiffy |
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brilliant |
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I got 12 cards , a large bunch of flowers And a weird looking chocolate thing. 12 freaking cards!!! I do wish the previous tenants had informed their friends before moving. the recycling man wont be here til a week on friday. :k |
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The last time i got more than 2 cards was in 4th grade in school. |
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What's Valentine's day? How does it work, what do you do? |
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When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men — his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death. Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured. ...either way, I don't think it sounds too romantic. |
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bollocks to it |
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For Valentines Day I did a interpretive dance for my wife to The Ship Song by Nick Cave.......... |
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i wanted to get my cock pierced if i only had a girl this fuckin valentine's day |
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Would that improve sex, like a tongue-ring improves fellatio? |
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yes. |
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ITT: a girl talks about chocolate, old man has a boner |
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my gf fucked up for nothing so i went out watching the football match |
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cock solid |
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