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the title of the thread is actually a paraphrased quote from the simpsons. it's not really that i never had the guts, i just wasn't particularly interested most of the time. fukket, i felt like making a thread. this coffee is particularly good, a mix of kona, light/medium roast nicaraguan and a dark roast mayan, brewed in a steam pressure espresso machine with extra water and a little half and half and organic sugar, all kept warm in a metal vacuum sealed canister with the meaningless word thermos written on the side. or at least it was written; the letters are worn away and illegible. i was feeling a little bad about circling the drain as i am but then i realized that i've always been circling the drain, i just wasn't able to see it. if you're writing an autobiography you could do worse than "my friend the drain" as a title. if i had one wish for this thread it would be for people to post nice and friendly comments. i'm especially hoping for a freqy post, and an ampi max post would be welcome also. i don't really have a rational reason for this. actually, everyone is welcome to post and not post. it would be nice if this just drifted off the board like a lazy but particularly well-engineered paper airplane in a pleasingly warm draft. as a closing note i'd like to encourage everyone to now listen to an electronic music recording of their choice, because no matter what, it beats a flaming kebab in the eye. and just when you thought it couldn't get any darker... |
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this is a nice post :) |
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your post was brief, which is ok, and i've gotta hand it to you because it's nice as well. xltronice, even. |
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circling the drain = Term used in medical circles to describe a patient for whom death is impending and yet continues to cling to life are you ina bad mood or you suffer of some disease? i'm confused. |
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.... i just thought i'd open the batting with a simple nice post. i'm sorry you feel like your 'circling the drain' but are we not all in the same boat? everyones gonna be worm food eventually. but thats not a nice happy place but is |
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Ha! That's fucking ace. |
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sorry for the lack of clarity. i did actually intend to use "circle the drain" figuratively figuratively, and not figuratively literally. i also intended to acknowledge that figuratively literally, yes, we are all in the same boat, but got sidetracked when generating a title for your autobiography. |
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sure, i've been ground into psychic paste. and sure, soylent green is made out of people. but the fact remains that i am delicious. earthleakage, i appreciate the gesture but in my case an audio emetic was not really appropriate. next time bring a fentanyl lolly, please. |
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ah.. well i'll just send ya some electronic cheers then :) |
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I don't think you've ever held back from telling people what you really think on this message board. :P |
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autechre - pule (plaidzebra remix) is one of the best remixes i've heard |
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jesus that pic is disturbing |
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jesus |
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i might not have communicated it, but believe me i'm acutely tuned in to that fact. i'm not having a pity party here, man, i'm just flying off the rails. sure there are stories about what happened and who hurt what, but i know it's all in my head. right now my body's intact. the rational part of me has been put in charge of the irrational parts to make sure they don't do anything rash. plus, i've got my "serenity now" chant to keep me company. i've lost my way but not my sense of humor. i know i'm the only one laughing. and hey, i'm glad as hell that someone enjoyed that remix. it does make me feel good that you enjoyed it. even a stranger.... |
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aw man, you'd be surprised. i only seem like a loudmouth, but i'm holding my tongue (so to speak) 98% of the time here. |
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i just realized you were probably joking. now i am forced to feel bad. interestingly, the photo you supplied is figuratively biographical for yours truly. i'm not asking anyone to feel bad for me though, i've got the blackness in spades all on my own. |
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yo. circling the drain and all that jazz |
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i read this article about this married couble who wanted to be driven away on this massive motorised tricycle thing (or some other locomotive thing). the brides dress got tangled in some of the chains or something and got dragged into the motor. legs got fucked up cos the guy driving it didn't hear her being eaten by the evil machine. she had to have her legs chopped off. sad. very sad. |
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no, i don't joke about people suffering i'm not having a pity party here good. then stop making silly threads, shag a girl and get a life and sorry for my english, maybe i've missunderstood what you've said |
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too bad script writers don't make stories like that into good films |
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let the man do this! |
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joking about the remix, you. |
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you think it's a silly thread? stay the fuck out of my fuckin' thread. i'll wipe that fuckin' smile right off your fuckin' face, and wipe the hole that's left behind where your face used to be with this very thread. or at least i would if i were a violent person. i'm sure it's pretty common knowledge that i'm a sweetheart, etc. my sense of humor, however, is summed up by my location. i'm not trying to be unfunny, etc, it is all harrowingly effortless. anyway, i'm not complaining and will not complain, i just felt like fostering some kind and gentle spirits. the fact that i'm circling the drain was just an incidental factoid, don't make too much of it. seriously, when's someone gonna comment on the coffee? |
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i would ask about the coffee only you described it in so much detail i really can't imagine what else i'd like to know about it. perhaps you'd like me to recommend that you drink less (or more) of it. |
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no, it's really one of my fav ae remixes |
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i am curious. have you ever done paintings or drawings? your writings generally make me feel warm and tingly inside and outside so i dare not even imagine what an equivalent dose of visual output could do to me. |
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The beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines i ate every single one without noticing the mold you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll even though i'd never ever been in a band i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared of burning in hell well i was already there and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth evan dando never planned on telling you the truth and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife |
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hello just got back from making a man .....a snow man ! i made him big. he got hairs of straw and nose of parsnip. he got dirt all over him and leaves too maybe doggy poo but i pretend its mud, i wanted him to be perfect snowy white but he looks like as rugby player but with erm , a parsnip nose . Also been riding in the snow on my bike and nearly broke my legs. hey plaidzebra if your in the uk its going to be snowy crazy on sunday , lots of snow. so make a snow person or animal or whatever no matter how small, its rather nice if you have some snow proof gloves. peace :) |
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i felt so sad for you i listened to 3 of you so called "electronic music". heres the problem you stupid little tit. not only is your shit not follow any coherent composition. but its full of clips. you may think your being cool, but seriously you little retard real artists pay for expensive cans or monitors and we don't need fucking retarded animals blowing them out |
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quit trying to make music you stupid bitch you have no chance of ever being good, cause youre just a lazy fucking idiot poser |
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why don't you get the guts to admit to yourself what a complete fraud you are. leave music to artists you stupid fuck |
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sure, paintings, drawings, lithographs, silkscreens, sculpture. most of it not very good, and most of it destroyed. i only own one of my paintings, which i do like, and one of my sculptures, which is a boat shoe rendered in steel. unfortunately i don't have any photos that i can post. |
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you really ought to get that mole checked out, bitbare. i don't like the look of it at all. what do i have to do to get you to use some sunscreen? you won't be young forever, you know. |
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thanks for copying and pasting whatever is was you copied and pasted. you see, it's the effort that i appreciate. shit doesn't just copy and paste itself. |
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i actually live in a frozen wasteland far away from the uk. i will build a snowfreq in your honor. |
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show me an eastern european without moes on their face. |
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nobody ever makes fun of my false teeth ( that i know of ) people can't seem to tell that i have no teeth, i had surgery to remove them all. you see one day you and youre friends will be doing it to look cool. |
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everyone gets plaidzebra reply but me. hate life |
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everyone else is in the league of red haired gentlemen |
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good avatar makes it easier to notice your posts and ignore them, thanks. |
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you're welcome. |
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sorry, ampi, i was caught speechless. happens sometimes. you probably won't believe me, but i was actually considering an "ampi max appreciation" thread at the time i made this one. but in the end, the madness won out. and compliments from strangers or otherwise unknown agents tend to make some people uneasy. |
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as a special tribute to ampi i am listening to "unfinished melody" by augustus pablo. if anyone wants to join in, do it! but rapidshare only allows 10 downloads, so leave one for ampi! |
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ou're a douche |
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a snowfreqy. i like that |
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and you're a pussy who needs his mouth cleaned out with vinegar and water. we're made for each other. |
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it's 11:06pm let's have some break dancing |
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i'm so sure your being sarcastic, but if so then you've put an awful lot of energy into it. it's probably the coffee. listened to the song on youtube cos rapidshare wont let me touch it. it was nice but not really me. i appreciate the gesture tho. |
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