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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-30 04:17 [#02268447]
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must go sign now but take shit first yESSS


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-01-30 04:19 [#02268448]
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why don't you take a shit at the job center?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-30 04:20 [#02268449]
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shit taken.

cya


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2009-01-30 04:21 [#02268450]
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you should have taken a shit at the job center


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-01-30 04:23 [#02268451]
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Hows your job search going?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-30 04:35 [#02268452]
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Mine's going terribly, thanks for the interest! I've pretty
much given up in this shithole town, there were four jobs in
the local paper last week and I wasn't even eligible to do
one of them. I think I'm just going to start my own
business.

Oh and while you're here I won't be fucking Bloc weekending
it either. The missus doesn't want to go (she wants more
traditional fare ie. Glastonbury) and neither of us can
afford both so we're going to go on holiday instead... Just
the two of us... I hope I survive. Last time we went on
holiday we missed our plane back and we nearly killed each
other.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-30 04:53 [#02268454]
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Jobcentreplus.gov.uk lists FIVE whole jobs in Scarborough:

MONTGOMERY SALES CONSUTLANT (sic)
RESOURCE WORKERS
CLEANER
WARD ADMINISTRATOR
ANATOMY TUTOR

The two I can do (sales consutlant and cleaner) are during
uni hours.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-01-30 04:54 [#02268455]
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The job center is useless if you are looking for something
more than a manual labour/phone jockey job. In fact, even
those sort of jobs are in short supply now.

I remember being signed on last year and just gave up on
using them to find me a job. Their professional section is
just cringe worthy and "local job searches" displayed jobs a
million miles from where I actually lived.

Anyway, I setup my own business and now work less hours for
much more money. I'd never go back to working for someone
else. I say go for it sir, you won't regret it.

Oh and no worries about Bloc, it looks like I won't be
making it either, due to the fact its my mums 60th birthday
that weekend and I also have a tax return due back :<


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-30 05:08 [#02268456]
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Right I just need to get good enough at something to sell my
services in it. Shouldn't be too hard.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2009-01-30 05:39 [#02268457]
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i need more rent-boys for my personal harem

send cv and a small presentation of yourself to
amazingvlr69@hotmail.com

ps please attach nude pictures


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-30 05:51 [#02268458]
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Will you pay my travel expenses to Vlr Towers?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-30 05:58 [#02268461]
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was cold outside.
i'll spend my money on fun wigs, a crazy pen, new stoosh
trainers.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-01-30 06:01 [#02268462]
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job centers suck

if you are looking for a specific job do it the old way,
write a curriculum on a sheet of paper and deliver by hand.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-30 06:08 [#02268466]
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mwwahaha. no they wont touch it


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-01-30 06:10 [#02268470]
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if that's your intention they surely won't.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-30 06:12 [#02268472]
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mcdonalds told me to jog on
wimpys told me to jog on


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-30 06:14 [#02268473]
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Hahaha fucking hell that's bad.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-01-30 06:15 [#02268474]
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kebab man, doner kebab.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-01-30 06:35 [#02268483]
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wimpy, oh how i long for a wimpy.....


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2009-01-30 07:04 [#02268498]
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you bet your sweet little tuss on it


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2009-01-30 07:21 [#02268502]
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this may sound like i'm taking the piss but you could try
applying to jobcentre plus itself, they've got a massive
recruitment drive on at the minute. i work for another bit
of govt bureaucratic shitocracy and there's been a shedload
of people transferring over lately


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2009-01-30 07:32 [#02268504]
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crisis time!


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-01-30 08:38 [#02268511]
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i submitted my résumé to the top job-search engines and
i've been getting steady responses, i'm waiting on this one
place to tell me if i'm hired though before i get back to
anyone else


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2009-01-30 19:08 [#02268627]
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This makes me feel better about myself.


 


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