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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 08:45 [#02263132]
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and you just started playing now with you as you are at
this minute in time

what would you do?

i asked myself that same question this morning and came up
with no answers. the purpose of this thread is to stimulate
our lives and rid them of apathy

(the game is preferably 3rd person)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-08 08:49 [#02263137]
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I already do that. I play doom2 wads like 37 hours a day and
it is 3rd person.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2009-01-08 08:57 [#02263140]
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I'd eat some yellow pills, power up, then chomp on some
korean ghosts.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-08 10:25 [#02263151]
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I'd find out once and for all if eating flowers gives me the
ability to wield balls of fire.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-08 10:27 [#02263152]
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I'd double jump. Everywhere.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-08 10:30 [#02263153]
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wads, like sad and rad, are fun to type with only one hand.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-08 10:33 [#02263154]
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so if my life was a video game, would that mean that
GameGenie can grant me actual wishes?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-08 10:34 [#02263155]
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ah, double jump. I was thinking moon jump, the cheat.


 

offline cx from Norway on 2009-01-08 10:38 [#02263157]
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I would play terrorist/assassin/babe hunter/bad guy..



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 10:38 [#02263158]
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the rules of the game are you can only do things which you
can do in real life, which basically means you can invent a
double jumper but it will most likely be a waste of time


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-01-08 10:40 [#02263159]
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this is all suddenly feeling a lot less magical.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-08 10:44 [#02263161]
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Thanks for ruining it, jerk.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-01-08 11:25 [#02263166]
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there is no reset button...


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 11:41 [#02263170]
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this isn't supposed to be fun

this is supposed to be about you looking at what you'd do
without fear

frankly i'm shocked nobody has mentioned rape yet


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 11:42 [#02263171]
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for calling me that you have now contracted a bad case of
aids


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-01-08 12:16 [#02263180]
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as opposed to a good case of aids


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 12:29 [#02263182]
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in this case he got it from a gay


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 12:30 [#02263183]
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i nearly said black gay but then realised they don't exist


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2009-01-08 13:23 [#02263190]
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I'd sneak around at night stealing things from well-to-do
houses and museums. I'd be impossible to see in the shadows,
and even if I got caught, they'd forget anything even
happened if I left the room for a few minutes.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-01-08 13:31 [#02263193]
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i'd have a back, sack and crack wax, put on a spectacular
pair of trousers, hit the disco, and just let the good times
roll...

oh, and possibly kill some gypsies.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 13:34 [#02263195]
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living the dream


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-01-08 13:35 [#02263196]
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I'd explore space for other intelligent life forms and come
back to destroy all violence with peacefull weapons as a
cyber hippie.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2009-01-08 13:39 [#02263198]
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ooh yeah a happy ray


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-01-08 13:46 [#02263200]
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that would be a great weapon to invent!


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-01-08 14:10 [#02263219]
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set phasers to joy


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-01-08 14:30 [#02263224]
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hahaha,
id use the "naughty ray" instead...

ok, what would i do?
i always find something to do.
today i made music for like 6 hours,
this real-life game is pretty exhausting.
i have to find somebody where i can lay my head
a couple of times a week. yes.



 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-01-10 00:59 [#02263625]
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i'd find me a purdy woman for secks


 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2009-01-10 01:40 [#02263631]
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I'd jump on the toilet


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-01-10 01:43 [#02263633]
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Tilt the world at a 45 degree angle to get myself out of
bed. Or into it, as the case may be.


 

offline freqy on 2009-01-10 02:28 [#02263637]
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"isnt razor a clever chappy" id say such strangitude to
think of that to say,

so here i am looking out of my head in control of body . i
think i feel tummy rubbles ...time for food...cant be
arsed...type a little more...tummy wins ....im
gone....byyee,:P


 


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