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What line do you use to pickup girls/boys? |
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FORD |
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hey there darlin, ive got a sister that looks just like you. |
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Hey you, want to go halves on a bastard? |
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i made up "they say romance is dead, but when i look into your eyes, i know they're lying" but anyway, pick up lines are cheesy as hell and i'd never actually use one. |
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Bass player > Talented fingers > Nuff said |
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Fancy seeing Eraserhead....it's about a father's love for his son... |
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what the hell are you on about |
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c_alderaan LOL! i dont use pick up lines, girls dont like them. |
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"wanna fuck?" |
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"Hey there sexy, I hope you don't taste like your sister." |
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i just show them sido dyas avatar and tell them i can do that with my tongue too. then do the wink and the gun thing. |
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the wink and the gun thing hahahaha!!! |
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Nice shoes wanna fuck?????THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!! |
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you'll do |
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Can I be your math tutor for the night? We can add a bed.... Subtract your clothes.... Divide your legs.... And multiply. |
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I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. |
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Excuse me. Do you want to f*ck or should I apologize? |
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"Get your coat luv, you've pulled" |
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How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? |
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"I know Richard D. James." Instant blowjob. |
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I always say something really odd and wierd to them, and if they give me an odd stare and walk off, i know they arent right for me. What do you mean 'are you single?' |
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I point down to my crotch and whimper |
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best pickup line ever: well, it won't suck itself |
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"you're like a championship bass. i don't know whether to mount you or eat you". |
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"you're a real looker.. i had to look twice to see how ugly you are" -instant sechs. |
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Did my pants just get smaller or did I get bigger? |
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