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do you ever do this? weird thing since i was a kid. once i feel like im 1/2 way through my stream, i'll flush the toilet ... and then try and beat (finish my piss) the flush. |
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hahaha no but it sounds awesome i have a weird habit of always spitting in the toilet no matter what once i'm finished pissing |
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I always try to pee into the sink at a public restrooms before anyone sees. |
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i pee in fits and starts i usually flush early to cover it up, i dunno why |
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i drink my own urine sometimes |
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i got distance on all you guys!! |
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pinch the tip for distance |
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To save water, I used to not flush the toilet until I after a shit. This meant that there was constantly piss in the bowl. I stopped doing it after it left a ring of piss-scum so solid that removing it took at least an hour of scrubbing. |
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also I have a habit of peeing on the inner rim of the bowl, just above the water line, when people are within earshot. for some reason it makes me a bit uncomfortable that they can hear my piss sounds. |
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if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. i only really follow that if there are a lot of people staying in the same house and the walls are thin or someone's right next to the lav and could be woken up by the flush. |
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Bah, nothing sucks more than going to the toilet and seeing a golden pool. If you gotta do a number two, which I have to quite often because of my UC, you have to flush it TWICE in one session unless you want someone's piss splashing onto you. |
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splash backs are not very good at all. i have to agree with you there. |
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In the olden days, I'd often see how many steps back I could take while maintaining a targeted, arching stream. I'm sure I'm not alone. 5 step record, beat that! Speaking of slash back, pissing directly on the blue urinal pucks has always been a pleasure of mine. I always expect the potency of my pee to pierce through them, instead they just sort of splatter and fizz. I should probably stop that. Same with the stealthy inner rim piss, you can feel an increase of spray, especially if you're wearing shorts. It seems you can't be classy and not smell like piss. . *flushes immediately at end of flow, to avoid the awkward noise gap when jiggling and tucking the junk* |
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with practice, you'll find the optimal trajectory for the inner-rim piss, and gone will be the days of damp shins. |
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I sense an invention in the making! Some sort of piss bib is in order. |
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but... if done right, you don't... ah fuck it! let's make it. |
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Ha ha! |
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really you have to hit the curve of the left or right side so as to minimize the angle of incidence and establish smooth laminar flow |
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Hah! I see you are well versed in the science of piss. We're making a difference, here and now. This is the path to an elegant toilet experience. |
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hahaha yup i've done this many a time! also in the mornings when you get that special kind of stonk on that wont go away untill u piss, someone should make some kind of hoover to make that a more manageable experience! |
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i let my girlfriend steer. she likes it. hard to control though, as she's not used to it. it's a team -effort |
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Poetry __________ I see you are well versed in the science of piss We're making a difference, here and now This is the path to an elegant toilet experience |
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I spit in the toilet too, but only before the deed is carried out. |
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hah! lovely |
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this is just good manners! i was told to do this as a kid, so the whole family wouldn't hear me peeing. |
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