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           Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 16:01 [#02240838]
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 Hello xltronic.com/mb,
  Please give me tips and advice on dealing with selfish  retard manchild housemates who have no consideration for  other people (there are three of them).
 
  Thansk.
 
  
         
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           DirtyPriest
             from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-09-28 16:05 [#02240840]
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Move.
 
  
         
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           Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 16:05 [#02240842]
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Tied to a 12 month contract, with 11 months to go.
 
  
         
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           SlipDrinkMats
             from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-09-28 16:06 [#02240843]
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Welcome to the [ARG:3 UNDEFINED] forums. 
  When I shared a house with 4 other students and a 50 year  old windowcleaner, the police became involved. At the time  it was more serious than perhaps it is today. I don't know,  I put a photocopied "print out" of one of the iconical  scenes from the film "Man Bites Dog" on my door and that was  enough to kick off civil war. This was 1995. I don't think  it would make any diference now.  
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 16:07 [#02240846]
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Move far away to live by yourself where rent is cheap due to  being somewhat rural rather than cheap because its a slum.  Browse for cheap spots using craigslist. Then support  yourself on some mindless job working 16 hours a week and  only eat top ramen. You can find a good job like that by  browsing shops and stuff and see where employees are the  biggest assholes to you since that means they have the most  freedom. 
 
  
         
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           DirtyPriest
             from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-09-28 16:27 [#02240854]
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Was it the scene with the black guy?
 
  
         
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           recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-28 16:54 [#02240869]
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pee in thier bed
 
  
         
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           SlipDrinkMats
             from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-09-28 16:57 [#02240873]
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No, it was just "the bloke" pointing his weapon out at.. in  this case, my "neighbour". 
 
  
         
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           Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 17:10 [#02240880]
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I went away for 52 hours this weekend, emptying the bin in  the kitchen just before I left. When I got back it was  overflowing to the point it was spilling on to the kitchen  work top. The living room was an absolute pig sty and I had  to spend 25 minutes cleaning up to sit down in there for 10  and eat my dinner. Fucking childish students. Unfortunately  offensive imagery doesn't work on these dunces as they  aren't able to process anything that isn't in bold bright  colours with a pair of tits floating in the middle.
 
  They use all my fucking kitchen stuff as well because they  can't be arsed to wash theirs so, before I went away last  weekend, I spat in the bottom of my pint glass and rubbed my  balls around the rim. Sure enough when I got back it was by  the sink, dirty, I had a little chuckle to myself. 
 
  
         
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           Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 17:21 [#02240886]
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Solution?
 
  
         
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           dave_g
             from United Kingdom on 2008-09-28 17:23 [#02240887]
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If they eat your food, there's always good old laxatives.  Just make sure you don't eat any....I'm afraid I don't have  any first hand experience of this sort of thing, so can't  really suggest anything, but I hope you sort them out.
 
  I think that they probably think your are their "patsy" to  do the cleaning now you've proven yourself. Perhaps point  out to them that girls won't want to come round if the place  is filthy. Explain the correlation between tits and  habitable accommodation(?) 
 
  
         
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           IndigoIris
             from New York (United States) on 2008-09-28 17:24 [#02240889]
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haha brilliant. 
  I had a similar problem last year. My first year of law  school living in NYC with two male roomates who never picked  up after themselves, never took out the trash, nor washed  their dishes! 
 
  I felt like there mother alot of the times picking up after  them and cleaning up after them, until I get absolutely fed  up!  
 
  I left raw meat under their matresses for a week when I went  away. This brought an influx of 'nats' which slowly over the  course of three days infested our apartment. They said there  were so many that they had no choice but to clean. Suffice  it to say when I came back to the apartment it was spotless.   
 
  Now i live alone in a shoebox of a studio apartment in  queens. Best decision ever.  
 
  
         
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           SlipDrinkMats
             from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-09-28 19:40 [#02240929]
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the bin in the kitchen,... when I got back it was overflowing to the point it was spilling on to the kitchen work top.  This exactly happened to me, only laid  on top was a boned fish... the bin spilling to obscene  levels, and on top.. a boned fish... Mother.. Fucker,... I  flipped what remained of my lid. and it wasn't even a guilty  student, it was a 50 year old ex-student .... I'm still  fucking peeved about it, i can still see it sitting there,  spastically, on top off a pile of shit... with a busted back  door... Cunts.  
 
  
         
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