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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 16:01 [#02240838]
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Hello xltronic.com/mb,

Please give me tips and advice on dealing with selfish
retard manchild housemates who have no consideration for
other people (there are three of them).

Thansk.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-09-28 16:05 [#02240840]
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Move.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 16:05 [#02240842]
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Tied to a 12 month contract, with 11 months to go.


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-09-28 16:06 [#02240843]
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Welcome to the [ARG:3 UNDEFINED] forums.

When I shared a house with 4 other students and a 50 year
old windowcleaner, the police became involved. At the time
it was more serious than perhaps it is today. I don't know,
I put a photocopied "print out" of one of the iconical
scenes from the film "Man Bites Dog" on my door and that was
enough to kick off civil war. This was 1995. I don't think
it would make any diference now.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 16:07 [#02240846]
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Move far away to live by yourself where rent is cheap due to
being somewhat rural rather than cheap because its a slum.
Browse for cheap spots using craigslist. Then support
yourself on some mindless job working 16 hours a week and
only eat top ramen. You can find a good job like that by
browsing shops and stuff and see where employees are the
biggest assholes to you since that means they have the most
freedom.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-09-28 16:27 [#02240854]
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Was it the scene with the black guy?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-09-28 16:54 [#02240869]
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pee in thier bed


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-09-28 16:57 [#02240873]
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No, it was just "the bloke" pointing his weapon out at.. in
this case, my "neighbour".


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 17:10 [#02240880]
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I went away for 52 hours this weekend, emptying the bin in
the kitchen just before I left. When I got back it was
overflowing to the point it was spilling on to the kitchen
work top. The living room was an absolute pig sty and I had
to spend 25 minutes cleaning up to sit down in there for 10
and eat my dinner. Fucking childish students. Unfortunately
offensive imagery doesn't work on these dunces as they
aren't able to process anything that isn't in bold bright
colours with a pair of tits floating in the middle.

They use all my fucking kitchen stuff as well because they
can't be arsed to wash theirs so, before I went away last
weekend, I spat in the bottom of my pint glass and rubbed my
balls around the rim. Sure enough when I got back it was by
the sink, dirty, I had a little chuckle to myself.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2008-09-28 17:21 [#02240886]
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Solution?


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offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-09-28 17:23 [#02240887]
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If they eat your food, there's always good old laxatives.
Just make sure you don't eat any....I'm afraid I don't have
any first hand experience of this sort of thing, so can't
really suggest anything, but I hope you sort them out.

I think that they probably think your are their "patsy" to
do the cleaning now you've proven yourself. Perhaps point
out to them that girls won't want to come round if the place
is filthy. Explain the correlation between tits and
habitable accommodation(?)


 

offline IndigoIris from New York (United States) on 2008-09-28 17:24 [#02240889]
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haha brilliant.

I had a similar problem last year. My first year of law
school living in NYC with two male roomates who never picked
up after themselves, never took out the trash, nor washed
their dishes!

I felt like there mother alot of the times picking up after
them and cleaning up after them, until I get absolutely fed
up!

I left raw meat under their matresses for a week when I went
away. This brought an influx of 'nats' which slowly over the
course of three days infested our apartment. They said there
were so many that they had no choice but to clean. Suffice
it to say when I came back to the apartment it was spotless.


Now i live alone in a shoebox of a studio apartment in
queens. Best decision ever.


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-09-28 19:40 [#02240929]
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the bin in the kitchen,... when I got back it was
overflowing to the point it was spilling on to the kitchen
work top.
This exactly happened to me, only laid
on top was a boned fish... the bin spilling to obscene
levels, and on top.. a boned fish... Mother.. Fucker,... I
flipped what remained of my lid. and it wasn't even a guilty
student, it was a 50 year old ex-student .... I'm still
fucking peeved about it, i can still see it sitting there,
spastically, on top off a pile of shit... with a busted back
door... Cunts.


 


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