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this is no joke. i've had sex with a female once. i was 19 at the time and i tried my best to make it good for her. sure, i can fuck women, but it felt like i was fucking a cardboard or something. again, this is no joke. i am a homosexual human being. |
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Does anyone really care about this sort of thing anymore? |
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liberal people won't, but conservative people will. |
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I care. Happy bum hunting. Top or bottom? |
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i'm both. and no, i haven't found the one i'm looking for. |
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You want the conservative response? That's from Artificial Intelligence times! Long gone. |
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suck my horse hung cock. |
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i'm sorry, i don't know why i said that. |
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poo jabber! |
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I know gay haters. They're the kind who fill awkward silences with conversation on why gay people should be shot. Then they do a lil 'hang chichi man on a long piece-a-rope' jig. I hate my life. |
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i don't care about gays, they can all go fuck themselves. |
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oh you and your witticisms |
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"Hi, I've been trying to stick my dick in my own ass for a while now, but I haven't had any success. I've checked out some sites that have instructions, but I can't quite do it. Has anybody here pulled this off? If so, would you like to teach/help me some time? I can't host. I'm 26 years old, 6'3" tall, 190 pounds, 7.5" cut. Hopefully we can meet up! |
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you're on the 'fringe'. listening to aphex twin and squarepusher, as oppossed to the the rest of the kids makes you different and therefore gay. |
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I've got a seriously bad cold and your upside down nothing's-quite-what-it-seems av change has accelerated my fever. I am also gay. |
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No, he's behind the 'fridge'. |
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good for you! ... and you. and you. and you... |
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FUCK ALL OF YOU |
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congs. i don't know why people are so obsessed with people's sexual preferences. gay, straight, bi, whatever you want. we all have our own individual desires. you prefer to have sex with men. SHOCKER. |
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we should hook up some time |
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people -- in general -- are retarded, so that will never be an obstacle between me and you. kissy, kissy? |
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But did you know that they put...it....in thery're MOUTH! They actually like the taste! I mean....GASP! |
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You only have 378 points! I thought you'd been here forever! You obviously lost points for being gay. Mine are intact (hehe) |
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One night a small weedy guy called Tim gets sent to jail for embezzling £7m from his employer, he is put in a cell with a giant black guy called Leroy, Tim asks Leroy which bunk is his, Leroy says "you can choose, the top bunk is for Daddy and the bottom bunk is for Mummy" so Tim decides to take the top bunk... lights go out, then Leroy says "now come down here and suck mummys cock!" |
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Points or not: You're still begging to be someone's slut. |
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i noticed this also. + david hasselhoff is upside down. it's probably noseburger's next incarnation. |
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or one of his old troll accounts. i'm confused :-/ |
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how many cookies do you want? |
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I must say that all this av changing is very unsettling. When will you all be happy! Also does anyone know where noseburger got that hideous double cock av. It's a piece of art i know i've seen somewhere. See, i'm out to destroy the painter and i need names. |
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what will he do next? |
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your urge to post in every thread to boost your post counter is astonishing. i believe you have absolutely no real social life. real life is boring when you have xlt. |
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i love you all |
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no anger in my thread or i will step out of my avatar and slap you. |
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AMPI MAX is a slut. i've had him before and he's nothing muuch. |
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To be honest i hate the counter, counting away my life. How much of me is left? Am i.....dead? |
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i wasn't too keen on the cock art either. it's awful looking and it fucks things up for people looking at xlt from work. i really hope he doesn't do anything next. noseburger is a nice name, if he gets a decent avatar, he can quite possibly become a decent member of society. that's maybe hoping a bit much. |
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K300i represents "realness" on this "discussion board". K300i = realnessnessnessness |
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to be honest, i regret calling any of you sluts. you're better than that. signed: trala la la lalalala |
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It was the specifically nasty shaping of each twisting willy. It reminded me of everything that makes me feel queasy when i watch anything plasticine animated. That mixture of realistic and rubbery. The tasteless bastard who made it has a reserved torture room in HELL! k300I is the searchword for the 'real' wikipedia page. To the right is a picture of him being real. Soooo Ill from horrid summer flu :( It makes my 'gay for advocate' sphincter too delicate to be fisted. Does anyone else get that? |
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Regret nothing. Reach for the rainbow. |
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K300, say something about me always being at the top of the members list! K300, say something about me posting 3 times in row. Advocate, tell me i'm pretty. |
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how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up. |
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the gayness in this thread is palpable and throbbing like a nine inch cock |
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WHAT? There are GAY PEOPLE who listen to dance music? Why wasnt I informed. |
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hahaha, we thought id be funnier to let you find out for yourself.. |
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They ruined Love Parade and Members of Mayday. |
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well... great news and good luck!!! watch out for Catholic Cunts :) ;* |
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what a bullshit |
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comgs |
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And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" Time to turn back and descend the stair, With a bald spot in the middle of my hair-- [They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!"] My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin, My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin-- [They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!"] Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. |
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