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who says that God is a him? are we absolutely certain that God has a penis |
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and if he does - how big is it? it is probably pretty big, because he is God |
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it's because we're stupid and sexist and eve was created from the rib of adam who was made in god's image and fuck all this shit |
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I want to buy the garden of eden |
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God, you big fucker, you. |
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DO NOT MOCK GOD |
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God lives in another dimension. |
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THE GARDEN OF EDEN GAVE ME HAYFEVER |
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It's because he has a beard. |
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does it matteR? |
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You're saying He's a lesbian? |
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who says that God is a her? are we absolutely certain that God has a vagina? and if she does, just how massive is her vagina? she is God after all |
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Don't confuse him more than he already seems! |
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laptop battle |
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Whether you believe any of it or not, you realize that it's made pretty clear in the bible that God is a spirit, not a man or woman or human at all. He just personifies himself to make it easier for people. Now, in his name we pray refers to Jesus, who according to the bible was born as a man, but had the full properties of God. I also realize you are just pissing around, so I'm not sure why I am explaining any of this. |
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Ezekiel 23:19-20 (New International Version) 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. |
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Deuteronomy 23:1 (New International Version) 1 No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD. |
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If you read on you see how fucked she is about to get |
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fuck intense is from where god come,you van call it Gew or Nico |
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