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life just loves rubbing it into your fucking shitty face what a fucking charmer that life is. what a cunt. |
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Vsnares usually hits the spot |
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What's going on there bro? |
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Yes. When you're low, life seems to take pleasure in pitchforking massive heaps of steamy cack at you. |
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it's like an equation that you've got to solve yet there is nothing rooting for you and you don't even know why you're doing it |
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sometimes it's like perfect dramatic irony. sometimes i actually think, 'damn, that's actually pretty horrifically brutal' |
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ampi's personal sollution to sadness. start up MK2. select 2 player. select your opponent, this should be a character that embodies your shity shit problems. perform an endless amount of uppercuts and special moves until the finnish him command appears on screen. accurately perform your chosen finnishing move. repeat |
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replace with wanking into tissue until hand is raw |
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new line to say when cumming "damn you world.... damn youuuuuuuuuu" |
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you've had a hard day. forget the tissue. treat yourself |
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isn't it sad that i've never allowed myself that privilege |
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have sex. |
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its all in your head In 1998 Dr. Itzhak Fried at the University of California at Los Angeles discovered that some laughter circuits route through the left frontal lobe as well. He was conducting some electrical stimulation of a teenage girl's brain in an effort to find the source of her epileptic seizures. As he probed, the young woman abruptly began to smile and giggle. Flummoxed, the researcher asked what she found so humorous. "You guys are just so funny– standing around," she explained. Moments later she laughed again, this time attributing the amusement to an inconspicuous photograph hanging on the wall. It soon became clear that any prodding of a particular patch of her left frontal lobe resulted in laughter; and each time she assigned blame to whatever happened to be in her field of vision. In the interest of science, Dr. Fried increased the current slightly, and noted a marked increase in guffaw intensity. Another notch, and his patient gushed unrestrained waves of exuberant laughter. |
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razingblade you on myspace? |
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this quote always helps: When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Henry Ford, 07/30/1863 - 04/07/1947 Founder of the Ford Motor Company |
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that's actually quite enlightening |
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when i'm feeling shitty i listen to catch22! or streetlight manifesto. c22! 12341234 is a song that puts me into perspective a little. failing that compulsive masturbation over the finishing moves of MK may help distract you from the shitty grind that is life. |
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Kinda like when a komodo dragon bites you in the leg. That really sucks, but it only gets worse as their nasty bacteria weakens you and they wait until you fall over from exhaustion so they can eat you while you're still alive. |
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coconut juice has many enriching properties. probe that left lobe. |
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