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accidently made your girlfriend pregnant by sleep-humping her? I havn't- but then, I've never had a girlfriend. |
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cock solid? |
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Cock solid indeed. |
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been to Electric Ladyland |
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you'll get there someday hahah |
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I WANNA SHOWWW YOU |
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you remind me of me too much. i think we need to devise a strategy to turn us into fearless babe magnets |
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all you got to do is first find yourself, then be yourself, then your life will fall into place as much as time allows it to. |
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surely all i can ever be is me? to suggest any otherwise seems slightly schizo and aren't we all just amalgamations of other personalities? surely it's impossible to define one personality as your own? |
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everybody will always be themselves, but some people don't live that way, they live for other people or aren't being true to themselves, i'm ot a judge or anythingi just know the difference between being myself and living life for other people, i'm not just gonna get a girl just to have a girl, i'm gonna get a girl to love and make feel good |
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yeah i guess it didn't really makes sense, what i meant to say was if you're ok with who you are, then girls will have no choice but to either be ok with you or ignore you anyway. actually forget it, i'm probably the last guy to give advice about girls, i'm not very good with them either. |
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i'm trying to get some tips from this pickup artist movement. them guys got some cool tricks |
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i hate when you know you're not as likeable as someone else, but it doens't seem fair i hang around some people display this a lot this girl who i thought was beautful or wondeful ends up liking this dude because " he looks like Vincent Gallo or John Frusiciante" I think looks really do matter, If you're not over 5'11 and you don't have a symetrical face then you might as well look into becoming a bhuddist or something |
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sorry i take that back, i'm being cynical and a downer |
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surely you can find adequately ugly girl? im not the best to give advice either but i've been approached by girls i thought were way out of my league. however, i don't care about the looks much.. |
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ugh my one buddy was all about the pickup artist techniques. He would say "watch this" and I knew 5 mins later I would be trying not to laugh or burying my face in my hand. Some of that shit is gross, like the neg, which is an underhanded compliment designed to make a girl feel flattered but insecure. The only girls who respond to those kind of manipulative games are the ones who are out to play the games themselves, or are so naive you are probably taking advantage of them. You don't have to be a hot dude to meet a nice attractive girl. If you share common interests with them, it goes a long way. A lot of girls have been around the block with the hot dudes and are looking for someone they can talk to and enjoy life with, and are willing to substitute other qualities for raw physical attraction. |
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that pickup-artist stuff basically comes down to two things, ok, maybe three: being socially sensitive, assertive, and well groomed. the rest is just alfa narcissism, but effective for your average adhd chick. but still, there are a lot of useful things to be found in that community. |
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Step 1: Talk to a girl Step 2: Give her the thumbs up and say "cock solid." |
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"surely all i can ever be is me?" Oh? What are you? |
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I will write new slogans for ad campaign what do u all think of me: ive tasted herpes that would destroy a lesser fag or how bout me: you wouldn't have known it was me if i hadn't woken you with a stiff cock to the throat or maybe me: once you get past the 30 dick-shaped arms, its all gravy.......... and 14 more dick-shaped arms. im a bit partial to me: the only thing better than me is 6.73 mes circle-jerking on your glory-hole-mounted sister do you think their exists a great big cosmic dick, and the meaning of life for humans is to guide that dick into the tightest, smelliest, crustiest black hole in the universe? |
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SOUNDTRACK TO MY TROLLING TONIGHT |
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