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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-06-05 00:14 [#02213223]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



all ive got to say is its the best action game ever and
blows NGB/Sigma out of existence . everything you probly
hear about it is that its hard as fuck , and ,thats true,
but what you dont hear is that the frustration:satisfaction
ratio is like 1:4 .

NG2 is japanese game developers taking a bag of sledge
hammers, putting the sledge hammers in a shot gun, pointing
the shot gun at your dick and shooting it , and then
reconstructing your dick out of steel and machine-fucking it
with fire and blood


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-06-05 02:05 [#02213260]
Points: 1911 Status: Lurker



wat bout gta4


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2008-06-05 02:06 [#02213261]
Points: 1911 Status: Lurker



also,

NG2 is japanese game developers taking a bag of sledge
hammers, putting the sledge hammers in a shot gun, pointing
the shot gun at your dick and shooting it , and then
reconstructing your dick out of steel and machine-fucking
it
with fire and blood


... what? good lord


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-06-05 03:05 [#02213272]
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i would really love to fuck something with fire.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2008-06-05 03:37 [#02213274]
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sounds mental. i had a really hard time beating NG(xbox) on
hard mode. all my friends gave up but I pulled it off. and
with all the frustation, yes, I felt a moment of pride
equivalent to that of a professional sports player winning
the play-offs.

if NG2 is harder, then I'm up for it. there has NEVER been a
game I've played that's harder than NG, and I've played the
hardest hacks of games out there.

I'm currently developing the most detailed and hardest
version of super metroid in existence.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-06-05 05:12 [#02213288]
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''and then
reconstructing your dick out of steel''

I immediately thought of Tetsuo


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-06-05 09:52 [#02213322]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #02213274



some stage enemies/fiends are harder/as hard as alma

oh and if you found the vigoorian rocket soldiers to be a
problem...... fwoooosshhhh boy you are gonna learn the
meaning of frustration


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-06-05 11:16 [#02213339]
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Got it this morning, a few chapters in-

Cock solid-
+ Level design has little backtracking... great, first game
had poorly designed levels and puzzles, this game keeps
rollin' and knows its strengths
+ I'm a sucker for bitmap backdrops... Neo Tokyo and Mount
Fuji looked cool
+ dismemberment
+ auto-regeneration after every skirmish. Doesn't dent the
difficulty, it merely eliminates tedium. All I did when I
needed health in the other games was grind anyway, now I
don't have to. Helps the pacing.

Wankshot-
- Unbelievably, the camera sucks more than ever now that
there's so many ''cinematic'' moves. It's laughably bad.
- the music sucks compared to NG1's

Cock solid game


 

offline rudster from the glasgow on 2008-06-06 13:56 [#02213587]
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just bought this today, not played it yet, last ninja gaiden
i plauyed was on the nes about 15 years ago, are the
graphics on this one any better than the nes?


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2008-06-06 14:04 [#02213592]
Points: 2440 Status: Regular | Followup to rudster: #02213587



How can you top the nes!? No, it's not BETTER, but it's
DIFFERENT...


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-06-06 14:53 [#02213602]
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the xbox360 graphics are better than the nes graphics


 

offline jtalton from Onomichi (Japan) on 2008-06-06 16:12 [#02213612]
Points: 442 Status: Regular



Great game but the camera is shit and its TOO FUCKIN DARK


 


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