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Masculinity is slowly disappearing! Are we becoming women that smell bad and have willies? Post MAN stuff here and lets inflate our egos. Lets drink too much and objectify women till we puke kebab into our laps! When i get back i expect this thread to be dripping with testosterone and heavy with the smell of cigar smoke. I'd stay but i need to go have a herbal soak bath. |
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i'm about to get a back sack and crack |
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metallica |
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OMG we were freaking rocking Blackened on Rockband last night. I don't think anyone got below 94%. It was really manly, AMPI. NEEEEEVOOOOOOOOR!!!! F I R E To begin whipping dance of the dead BLACKENED - IS THE - END To begin whipping dance of the dead Color our world Blackened BLACKENED |
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Hustle & Flow was good. |
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NO NO NO! This simply isn't manly enough! |
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Vlari to the left, Hanal to the right. |
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mantallica |
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Now thas what i'm talkin bout! |
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"Oh, you guys!" :D -flicks wrist- |
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do we need women to feel manly? |
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Yes! |
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post pics |
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We need more manly pics, yes. I'd post some but have to do my nails whilst watching Broke Back Mountain. |
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Does this forum make my thighs look fat? |
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All the men have died. Our mancestors would be disapointed |
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i want chocolate. |
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That's not manly! You should be eating a plate of sticks whilst arm wrestlin a bear |
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Get yourself some dark chocolate 70% cacao or higher and you will not only be considered manly but also sophisticated and successful. |
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will make you a man. |
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the bear won. i've failed at being a man. |
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I would prefer that to sticks |
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lol! |
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But you ate the sticks, yeah? |
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oh most definitely. they tasted pretty good, too. after having a full belly i challenged the bear to an arm wrestling match but the bear failed to understand and tore my arm off. i used my severed arm bone to stab out the bears eyes. instead of finishing it off, i ran. i am a coward. |
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. |
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his face lift makes him look permanently surprised, too. |
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You'll be shitting splinters for days! |
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"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist." "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird" |
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yea chuck norris quotes are brilliant |
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE NINJA'S GLASSE! They are everywhere waiting for when your lemons run out! |
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That was the worst! I don't feel very manly anymore. |
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Fat plumbers are pretty manly |
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Luving the DEVINE! I want to wear a dress! Am i still a man if i want to be pretty, rad? |
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i killed a lion with my bare hands... but I wore a miniskirt while I did it, so that cancels out |
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Miniskirts shouldn't just be for women. Now kill a crocodile whilst wearing a really pretty hat! |
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i think thats all anyone can ever hope for. to be pretty. |
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oh, and I wear cat make-up on my face, too. very manly. |
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which kiss are you? |
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Peter Criss, the drummer |
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I can wear a dress, but to man it up i can smoke a pipe and and hit my children. |
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This thread needs more |
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hell yeah! fuckin kids. |
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