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It's been a legend for years, but few realize that Rad Smiles, also known as Rad or R.S, gained official status in 1975. That year, the Army Corps of Engineers published an environmental atlas that first recognized Rad Smiles as a species indigenous to Detroit. The $200,000 corps project found, among other things, that the bad-assed motherfucker is "covered with sexy bitches, except for the face and hands, and has a distinctly god-like form." The corps described a Rad Smiles as agile and strong, but so modest that it leaves "minimal evidence of its presence." It can grow up to 12 feet tall and weigh more than 1,000 pounds, eating mostly vinyls and synthesizers. Acknowledging that the creature is the target of some debate; the atlas claims to base its findings on hair samples taken by the FBI that indicate an undiscovered pimp. There are still numerous sightings every year. The descriptions of the Rad Smiles are very similar from sighting to sighting. There are discrepancies in some of the details but the mind does play tricks on us when awe-struck. Exaggeration and hoaxes do account for some of the discrepancies in the descriptions as well. The height is the most varied detail. Witnesses have reported the Rad Smiles to be from 1'6" to 23'+. This is easily explained if you take into account the possible age difference of the particular Rad. Did the witness see an adult or juvenile? There would be a noticeable size difference depending on the age. Then there are the foot prints..... |
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most of it is alarmingly accurate. |
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The truth is out there! piano: o/' doodle da DO da DO da DO Doo, doodle da DO da DO da DO Doo o/' theremin/synth: o/' woo wee wuu wee WIII weee o/' |
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the truth is something more like i'm a loser. |
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WHAT?? Mama didn't raise no fool.... |
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your mama, that is. I never had a mother because Arnold Schwarzenegger from Junior is my momdad. |
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i'm paying for his life insurance |
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do you guys know each other EYE ARR ELL? |
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i came pretty close to popping him one in the mouth eye arr ell at the autechre show. but no i dont know any of you in da real world. |
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What stopped you? |
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