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I was on Endor or something waiting for you pick me up Jedi. Bring something we can nod to. Turn up the bass too. |
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You were supposed to pick me up!! Please dont tell me you have lost the keys to the shuttle. *sighs* It is only 3 months old!!! |
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*flies towards the battle scene in Starscream's jet* *gapes at huge hole* *decides to kick some Jedi ass first* |
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You are the geekiest people I've ever seen. ;-) |
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Repeats:You took your time didn't you? It's slack behavior like that, that get people killed - especially in my line of business! Remember where you parked the shuttle? Bring it to the top of that moutain *points in the direction* and I'll meet you in 5 |
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They can't help it!! :) |
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*Picks up Jedi and Pachi* Where's Jupitah? He should join us. *turns up DP's cd Homework* Where are we off to? |
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Bring it on decepticon bitch!!! *force jumps to a safe place* |
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Set a course for Tatooine - you fool, do it quickly! We haven't got much time! |
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*waits for Jedi* |
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*sets plasma cannon to 'ponytail massacre'* *shoots massive blast at puny flesh creatures* |
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*Locks up the doors and flies to Tatoonie* Pachi are you with us? |
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*dodges 'massive blast'* |
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Is that all you got?? |
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Jesus, Mother of Mary .... that was close!!!! *closes hatch door* Get us out of here quick! |
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I Megatron will crush you like Vader crushed Obi-Wan! |
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*puts the ship into hyperdrive* We are outta here! :) |
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I don't think so! *senses something very wrong* Amonbrune....I think he's onboard somewhere!! |
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Pachi where are you? :( I hope he's okay |
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Where to is Pachi? |
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*grins* *sets Ravage, who transforms out of his cassette mode, to kill* *waits in gun mode* |
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*looks around* |
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I bet you left him at the health spa, didn't you? Well I guess he's making good use of the membership!! *smells leaking gas* sniff sniff... |
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*ignites lightsaber* *approaches Jarworski* You should not have come back, old man!! |
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Oh no! Pachi is great at mechanics on this thing. He would know. *sniff* probably the fuel injector. |
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*turns on sabre* I'm ready at will |
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I'll rip out your optics! *transforms* *smashes through ceiling* *out cold* |
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*dazed but not...injured* *does a double Jedi backflip two gantrys high, and swings lightsaber across the back of Jarworski's back.....* Take that you mutha.....!!!!!!!!! |
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Amonbrune....got anymore of that popcorn?? ;) |
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Jar is out cold!! Now we can hack through his worthless steal and salvage him for big moolah |
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*wakes up* *launches punch at Jedi's face* Take this you little shiiiii.... |
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*takes cover behind a computer console* |
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Yes I do! *makes a whooole big pile of popcorn. Spreads some around Jar?* I put extra butter in this time. Should be extra slippery |
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You bastard....you'll pay big time for this!!! *covers face, and wipes blood away with sleave* |
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*strafes around Jar slowly and carfully as not to be seen. Jumps on his back* |
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*misses punch* *smashes through side of ship* *flies through space, carried by momentum, straight towards black hole* Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!!!!!! |
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*slices his back open and pulls some wires* |
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HE'S A GONER!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!! |
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*after handing out plastic coated shoes to the crew.....fixes up the ships battery to the floor and electrocutes Jarworski, sending him flying backwards......* |
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Where'd he go? |
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*gets eaten by Unicron* *Unicron farts, sealing black hole* Damn! And I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky Jedi! |
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Sweet we saved the day without really saving the day. Thanks to that farting unicorn :D |
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You still have a bloody big hole in your ship mind... |
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Don't be too sure! He's a tricky character |
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*Looks at the hole in the ship....* We're out of control Amonbrune.....do something.... *puts lightsaber away* |
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*takes some spare metal and places in the hole* |
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*scrambles about* shiiiiiiiiitake mushroom! where's my 4.84 mm-barrel-lens laser rifle at! |
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It's secure for now. Quick Jedi! Land this thing where ever you can. We need repairs done. Quickly, this metal won't hold much longer. |
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PACHI!! YOU'RE HERE!!! :) Welcome |
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Where the fuck have you been??? Brace for impact!!!! *ship crashes into the middle of the dessert* |
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