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before playing his final game off chess with death, Beadle held out both hands each containing a different coloured pawn. His tiny claw struggled hide the seemingly enourmous white object. Being a fair chap Death suggested that they play with the junior travel set. "this is the f@cking junior travel set" replied a furious Beadle. |
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I'm gutted that Beadle is dead at such an early age! It just goes to show you that if life deals you a bad hand your F**ked! |
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as jeremy beadle has died after suffering with a long illness, hospital staff said he died at the stroke of midnight when the Big hand hit the little hand! |
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a tribute at the funeral is to be a prank, whereby the cofin is droped,an dead old lady that looks like beadle falls out unharmed ...then ....wow....magically he will appear ...beadle in full Technicolor via hologramafical projectorisation with a beard and cape to tell everyone its all a prank ....haha amazing.....pause......although he really is dead... fireworks ...song and dance ....adverts from fairy liquid and the durex puppy...a few more ads ..then the news where he wont get a mention. he was a great prankster tho everyone was on edge thoughout the eightes on the look out for beadle about. i sweated a few times thinking i was on camera...phew ..glad its kinda over now. bless him. x |
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but hay ....he rased millions of pounds for charity ....he was a saint at heart.. he was a remarkable man behind the scenes. |
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OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR HAND YOU BEARDED MESS! |
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poor guy |
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larn me and my brother are crying at your digital tom foolery cheers! |
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His cremation is to be televised on ITV. they're gonna call it 'You've Been Flamed!' |
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Why did beadle wank with his left hand? -to make his dick look bigger. |
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Beadles family have released the funeral arrangements. There will be a family service and a small finger buffet. |
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haha, keep them coming |
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beadle has requested his remains be recycled and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in the early autumn with 'Watch out, Beadles a sprout!' |
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Totally saw this coming. |
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