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I just drank my own piss
 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-17 19:11 [#02164654]
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Just pissed in an old can, and thought to myself, why not
take a sip. It just tasted like old water. Spat it out.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2008-01-17 19:22 [#02164658]
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you've progressed to the next level


 

offline rad smiles on 2008-01-17 19:30 [#02164659]
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that bear dude says when stuck in a desert its ok to drink
your own pee


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-17 19:31 [#02164660]
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and eat undigested camel shit.

there's the next level.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2008-01-17 19:42 [#02164661]
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was that the healthiest decision


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-17 19:42 [#02164662]
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You are the Ãœbermensch.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-17 20:08 [#02164668]
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congs


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-17 20:16 [#02164669]
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god, I love xlt


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-17 20:58 [#02164675]
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The saddest thing is, that i'm 100% drunk and 100% serious,
wich i will regeret posting this next morning.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-17 20:59 [#02164677]
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we love you even more now, though.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-17 21:01 [#02164680]
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It didn't tasste bad at all, but it certainly didn't taste
good either. Just spat it out because it tasted bland. If i
was really thirsty, i would have gone all the way.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-17 21:02 [#02164681]
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Note * I think the warmness of it was the main factor, of me
spitting it out


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-17 21:17 [#02164685]
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I watched the whole series on my television that played
Discovery Channel, it was immense! My favorite adventure
show by miles, to me even tops Ray Mears.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2008-01-17 21:18 [#02164686]
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there are granola eatin' hippies that do drink their piss on
purpose. They think its cleansing.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-17 21:21 [#02164687]
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That's exactly why i thought it wouldnt be THAT bad. One of
my female friends does it every morning, so i guess i just
thought "why not".


 

offline mimi on 2008-01-17 21:28 [#02164691]
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Try making a piss popsicle


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-01-18 00:08 [#02164710]
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You could be in German grandma piss films where all these
fat ladies walk in and pee in your mouth. Look at this as a
career opportunity.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2008-01-18 00:31 [#02164713]
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Why does your female friend drink her urine every morning?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-01-18 02:11 [#02164723]
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piss'n'poopsicle


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-01-18 05:45 [#02164745]
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I remember once my friend filled a pint glass with wee, and
decided that he would get some people to drink it. He spat
in the top to give it a "head" and offered his "German
cider" to people.
It was funny watching people drink it, not complain too much
and wonder why everyone was giggling like school girls.

When we told them, they would usually spit it out, tell us
what a bunch of wankers we were and then try and offer a sip
to their unaware mates. Much hilarity especially when you're
in on it from the start.


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2008-01-18 05:58 [#02164748]
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dude, my friends and i did something similar once.. but this
was in my primary school days!
:P


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2008-01-18 06:06 [#02164750]
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It's much more fun when you're old enough to know better.
Anyway...
Don't spoil my story. I don't get out much. Let me pretend
to have a collection of funny anecdotes, will you. I can't
keep up with all you IDM dudes with your mad lifestyles and
lush beats or whatever the fuck it is.



 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 06:18 [#02164752]
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It's just one of those things that needed to be tryed out,
before you die. But it really is a sort of "meh" experience.
Ofcourse, it would have been disturbing if i liked the
taste! I don't think i could chug down my morning urine like
my friend does. She does it for health reasons by the way,
she's a hippie.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-01-18 06:38 [#02164755]
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you dirt priest!


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-01-18 06:44 [#02164757]
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Why do you need to drink your piss before you die? You drunk
it the first time you knob, the body doesn't want or need it
anymore - that's why it's ejecting it.


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2008-01-18 07:22 [#02164760]
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barcode -> sheer curiosity?
it's a downhill road from here. next will be sampling your
own bellybutton fluff, or nipple hair.
:(


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-01-18 07:31 [#02164761]
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mashed potatoes

why do you hate mashed potatoes?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-18 07:57 [#02164767]
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I am posting in an epic web thread.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-01-18 08:27 [#02164774]
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I suspect he drank his own piss just so he can boast about
how he drank his own piss. No other reason.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 09:12 [#02164782]
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hahhahahahaahahhahaahha

giv mig hendes nummer, hun lyder som en eksperimenterende
tøs :)


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2008-01-18 09:27 [#02164785]
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do you feel the need to be such a snooty, condescending
prick 24 hours a day or is it just on here? anything
insightful you have to say is completely negated by your
fucking shitty attitude


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-01-18 09:45 [#02164786]
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cheer up


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 09:47 [#02164787]
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Sidste jeg hørte fra hende var, at hun havde fået gonore
fra en eller anden kinamand :D


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 09:49 [#02164789]
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hun lyder som en tøs der er klar på lidt af hvert?


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 09:56 [#02164790]
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Haha... Absolut!!! Men lidt af en hippie som sagt

Related video


 

offline staz on 2008-01-18 10:10 [#02164795]
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så kan du kraftedme lukke valnøten


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 10:14 [#02164796]
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valnøden. ikke fordi jeg er stavenazi. men det er vigtigt
at stave korrekt.


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-18 10:19 [#02164798]
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I suspect this was all a far fetched scheme so he could brag
he had a female friend.


 

offline staz on 2008-01-18 10:21 [#02164799]
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faens dansker


 

offline linus from Norway on 2008-01-18 10:22 [#02164801]
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vilken färg hade ditt piss? knallgult eller vitt?


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2008-01-18 10:31 [#02164806]
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he thought about it and did it, while you can only dream
about a dog biting off your dicky, like in your av, and
never make it come true


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 10:32 [#02164808]
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Rimelig hvidt.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-01-18 10:38 [#02164811]
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Er'u klam i hakket eller?


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2008-01-18 10:43 [#02164820]
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Klam i hakket?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-01-18 10:57 [#02164832]
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Klam i hakket.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2008-01-18 11:41 [#02164848]
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God this people is so weird.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-18 11:49 [#02164858]
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haha, what's up tridenti?


Attached picture

 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-18 11:53 [#02164862]
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i felt like the thread needed more cascading kitties.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2008-01-18 20:48 [#02165002]
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you should try jenkem


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2008-01-18 20:58 [#02165004]
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haha i just realised.
drinking your own piss is one thing. but did you have to
take that extra step by drinking your own piss out of "an
old can".


 


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