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I just broke up with my girlfriend
 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2007-12-29 10:53 [#02158851]
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Support team go go go!

My heart is BROKEN as shit but I'll be happy when I meet a
girl who wants to hang out and have sex on New years rather
then dirty dance with other guys and get smashed.


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-12-29 11:09 [#02158855]
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tuna taco ain't hard to come by. chin up.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 11:23 [#02158858]
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*hands over a cocktail that has waaay to much vodka in it
and a spliff that is carton'ishly large*

Cheer up motherfucker!! =) You and her are better of without
eachother.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-29 11:26 [#02158859]
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why don't you just fuck right off with your 'chin up'?

he said his heart is broken, dickhead.

oxy: hope you feel better soon!



 

offline rad smiles on 2007-12-29 11:29 [#02158861]
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i'm sorry i offended you oxygenfad.


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-12-29 11:29 [#02158862]
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visit the nearest breakcore party/gig and get very wasted
with your mates, that has helped me before.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 11:32 [#02158863]
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since when is 'chin up' offensive?


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-12-29 11:34 [#02158865]
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i had no idea it was. it was just some cheesy attempt to
make oxygenfad laugh.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 11:37 [#02158866]
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btw . all girls dirty dance with other guys. They do it to
test their boyfriends ,but the trouble is its like on a semi
subconcios (sp?) level so when their boyfriends gets pissed
of and ask what the hell they are doing they can't really
give any decent explanation and the relationship is in
trouble.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 11:41 [#02158867]
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They go " but i love you!!" ( cause the test sure as hell
worked , he is furious!.. Subcounciosly "Yay!! he cares! " )
but its to late.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 11:49 [#02158868]
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check this for another chin up: http://www.myspace.com/neilstrauss

mission 1: how to seduce the ladies with a dildo strapped to
your head

sounds like it come in handy when your out on new years eve.




 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-29 11:59 [#02158871]
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"I'll be happy when I meet a girl who wants to hang out and
have sex on New years rather then dirty dance with other
guys and get smashed."

gook luck finding one of those!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-12-29 11:59 [#02158872]
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Sorry to hear the relationship didn't work out. I think
you're right about New Years probably being more fun now, so
I guess it's not all bad. Cheer up, buddy :)


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:01 [#02158875]
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let's see how J198 handles "cheer up!"


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-12-29 12:03 [#02158876]
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why don't you just fuck right off with your "cheer up",
heartless bastard.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:05 [#02158877]
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damn you! there goes my setup.

partypooper!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-12-29 12:08 [#02158880]
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Hahah, I'm such an asshole.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-12-29 12:10 [#02158883]
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yeah, dude. sucks. get over it.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-12-29 12:13 [#02158885]
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damn, dude. J198 is going to run a hammer up your ass for
dropping the "get over it" bomb.


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-12-29 12:21 [#02158891]
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holy shit he is going to tear you apart, fly.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-12-29 12:23 [#02158893]
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best advice anyone can give him. heartache builds character.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 12:26 [#02158897]
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J198 has sand in his vagina.

He should cheer up and get over it ! ! !


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:28 [#02158898]
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ssshht, he's active again....


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-29 12:28 [#02158899]
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you guys make me laugh. i know you don't believe it but it's
true.



 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-12-29 12:28 [#02158900]
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There's no such thing as "heartache". The heart pumps blood
around the body - that's all, it doesn't know you're in
love. Besides, "love" is a man-made concept, the very notion
itself is highly questionable.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:31 [#02158902]
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would you stop being a whiney jackass if i tell you it's
used as a metaphor?


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-29 12:32 [#02158905]
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but seriously, stop hijacking oxy's thread, you fucking
bastards.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:33 [#02158907]
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ironically, i was thinking barcode was pulling a j198


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-12-29 12:33 [#02158908]
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No. I hate metaphors.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-29 12:33 [#02158909]
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not a follow-up to you. i like your scientific approach.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-12-29 12:34 [#02158911]
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It's not science, it's common sense.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-12-29 12:36 [#02158914]
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barcode doesn't have a heart.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:36 [#02158915]
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seriously though, it's just stupid.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-12-29 12:36 [#02158916]
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Yadda yadda yadda


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:37 [#02158917]
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i rest my case


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-12-29 12:37 [#02158918]
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let's comprise. common science then.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 12:37 [#02158920]
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Fuck it! Oxygenfad isn't even logged on , lets talk about
the upcomming batman movie "The Dark knight" . Anyone seen
the new trailer yet ? Looks pretty cool . The joker looks 10
times more evi nowl.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-12-29 12:38 [#02158921]
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i bet there's a real sweety pie hiding underneath barcode's
stone cold facade.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-12-29 12:38 [#02158922]
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Well it's hard to sympathise with a man who thinks a New
Year's fuck will cure his "broken heart".



 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:48 [#02158928]
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well, at least it'd temporarily lessen the pain. to say the
least. (warning: disagreeing will imply you're still a
virgin)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 12:49 [#02158932]
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I think you missread his post dude.



 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:52 [#02158935]
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is there a new trailer? as in, not that 'logo'-one.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 12:54 [#02158940]
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Yes! go to youtube my cigar smooking friend .


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-12-29 12:54 [#02158941]
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Well, I support you oxygenfad. I recently had a heartache
too, thought I didn't manage to make her my gf before. It's
gonna go better soon man, be sure of that (for myself it
took let's say 3 weeks before recovering).

Have a good drink, hang around with friends, try to change
your mind.

Btw, I still didn't get laid yet. It begins to be
difficult... ahem ahem.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-12-29 12:55 [#02158942]
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Theres a new "Cloverfield" trailer too but it kind of turned
me off.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2007-12-29 12:57 [#02158945]
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i always imagined it to be a chillum. although we all know
it's a flaming penis.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-12-29 12:57 [#02158946]
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Btw, I still didn't get laid yet. It begins to be
difficult... ahem ahem.


haha
could you please tell us about that time when it wasn't
difficult for you?


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-12-29 12:58 [#02158949]
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Don't laugh at him for being a virgin. That's plain cruel.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-12-29 12:58 [#02158950]
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It was difficult before I couldn't find an opportunity. But
now it gets difficult because all this sex stuff starts to
be less interesting to me and I probably will be bored of
wanking, porn and that becore I can actually touch a girl.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-29 12:59 [#02158951]
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i had sex this morning and will have it again shortly
hope this helps.


 


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