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the funniest shit to say to girls wen theyre pissed and yelling at you and about to |
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either walk out the door or slam shut the phone. is "...what is this REALLY about" stops them in their tracks. LOL at the silence when it stops them dead in their tracks about whateverthefuck they were talking aboot |
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they get that "deer in headlights" look as their 486 is chewing away at the various things they could say and their outcomes and what i possibly might say in response. i always see this above their head for the 3like seconds of processing, BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING (no, svlax, this doesn't apply to you. mainly beacuse THET USS) |
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you're not very good with women, are you |
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i'm a robot when it comes to emotion. i don't "feel" much. but this week has completely changed me, for no apparent reason ? i like it :) |
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What is this really about, elusive? |
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Girl: Hi elusive, I was thinking we could go for coffee sometime. Elusive : Syntax error, must abort program sub routine. Female software interface not compatible. |
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Ask them if they are on their period, they love it. Shark Week!!!!!!!!! |
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You guys don't hit your girlfriends ? |
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i think its well documented on here that i do. |
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SHARK WEEK ! |
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yeah i saw it on Weeds season II, cracked me up to death, the little dude rambled off about 5 "isms" for it, heard some of them . i called it shark week the first two times, then i was told to stop it or dinner wouldnt be on the table SHARK WEEK! |
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wow you make your wife cook you food? |
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i can make enough food to keep me alive, she prefers to make wonderful low-fat dinners, you decide shit even my 22 month old son can cook better than me SHARK WEEK!!! |
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Elusive girl communication manual 1: Initial contact Using morse code, tap message "Hello. How are U?" in base 2 binary on the backside of your teeth, using your tongue. If (!response), open mouth, fix eyes on girl and execute "the robot" dance. If condition still isn't met, return to top. Else, resume program as normal. 2: Having obtained object defined as "attention" Approach X["girl"]. System.out.println "Whut up, beotch!?!" If (response == "Elusive.X.Distance > Elusive.Elusive.Distance"), move closer. Repeat until 3: Success! Penetration. |
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HA AH HAHA |
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fav+ |
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:)))))))))) |
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haha it just took me abouot half an hour and a fruitless such on Google to work out what TEHT USS is :D |
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fruitless search*.. |
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elusive i think svALX wants u dude |
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hey sophie a/s/l |
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Elusive girl communication manual - i like. Do YOu know that tuss in estonian mans pussy. (not in boots) |
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the xltronic hood rat |
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All a girl really wants from a guy is his attention and all a guy really wants from a girl is sex. If he doesn't give her attention she won't give him sex and as soon as she gives him sex she will loose his attention for a relatively short while until he wants the sex again. If she fails to give him a reasonable amount of sex for attention he will go on and find another girl.. It's the basic law of girl/boy relationships. |
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AHAHA! as fleetmouse quiped, "fav +" |
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jesus |
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