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then what?! |
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What is happening with this thread ? |
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an evil invalid query2 arrived and mercilessly slaughtered my stupid little text. sob. -_- |
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suddenly, god stumbled and feel from heaven, right down on area 51! unfortunately, that's were i was, walking around with my human pet-boyfriend tom, and god fell right on him! needless to say i was disappointed! - OH MY GOD!! - ouch... *gets up with difficulty and wipes the dust and the blood off his white robe* yes, that's me... - hey, fuck you, you fell on my human pet-boyfriend! that's not cool, bring him back now!! - heh? ...what? who are you? - i am the countess dianaid of palindromia and i said, you fell on my human pet-boyfriend!! look, he's crushed now, he looks like a rotten.com pic!! - oh... i'm really sorry... if you really want, i can ressurect him, but it will cost you... *calculates* approximately $620'400 - WHAT??? *slaps god in the face* - ouch!! heyyy don't slap me like that... please... i'm your god, may i remind you? you're supposed to owe respect and praise to me!! - no way!! i don't believe in you!! - oooh........ *god fainted* - ...he looks drunk... don't you think so, tom? - *silence* - oh sorry tom, i forgot... you're dead... *looks at tom's crushed body and at god, drunk and unconscious* now what am i going to do with the bodies...? |
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...not knowing what to do, i used a magic spell to shrink the bodies so i could put them in my hand-bag, and another magic spell to summon a taxi who brought me back home. at home, i decided that tom's body weren't that presentable, so i burnt him and glued his ashes into my agenda. unfortunately, by the time, god got up, and since the spell wasn't working anymore, he had his normal size. it was obvious he was still drunk... he tried to open a window, but bent too much, and crushed himself on the ground 12 floors down. unfortunately, he forgot to use his divine shield powers, so he died. well, not fully died. i felt lonely and i thought he would make a good pet-godfriend, and called a cosmic ambulance... they arrived just in time to save him, but 1/3 of his brain were too damaged to be recovered. "that's not grevious", i said, "i'll still love him like that!". so, i adopted him, and now he's my new pet-godfriend! he's a bit stupid now that he has only 2/3 of his brain left, but he's very kind! he only forgot that he was god... so i guess in heaven, someone else has been named god to replace him. i wonder if it's tom. who knows? |
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Liar. |
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yes!! ^^ |
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Now I know why you got the query error. Nice thought though. |
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HA !! I KNEW IT ! |
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