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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 06:51 [#00638585]
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...have a rib/vertebrate removed so you could give your own self oral pleasure in the nether regions.
I DEFINATELY would!! I've been trying, and all I can reach is the tip!
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uzim
on 2003-04-08 07:00 [#00638610]
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nope.
i hate my body, and the idea of having sex with it disturbs me anyway (call me stupid or whatever you want... i'm not lying).
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:01 [#00638615]
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why would I call you stupid, Uzim?! I love my body!
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uzim
on 2003-04-08 07:03 [#00638621]
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though it seems to be a good idea if you're not stupidilly conflicted like me - if the building you're into crumbles and the ceiling breaks, it is recommend to give yourself a blowjob under the table, while waiting for someone to rescue you! (it is taken from the official site.)
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 07:05 [#00638627]
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Personally no, but I can see the attraction.... sometimes masturbation just gets OLD.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:05 [#00638629]
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I do it by lying flat on my back, raising my neck and shoulders against something, then arching my back over...that way I can give myself anal pleasure at the same time.
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Erronous
from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-08 07:06 [#00638631]
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NO! you are seriously thinking about this ey?
I would rather let a girl do that thank you
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-08 07:06 [#00638633]
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omfg.. theres this dude here in perth who can do that. one night he decided to show a bunch of people i wasnt in the mood to look though.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 07:06 [#00638634]
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Wouldn't you rather just have a longer dick than a shorter spine?
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:08 [#00638638]
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but having a nice cock to suck anytime you want is the point of it erronous!
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-04-08 07:11 [#00638646]
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NO!
What a stupid topic!
*gargl*
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uzim
on 2003-04-08 07:12 [#00638649]
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heh...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:12 [#00638650]
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well more fool you then for posting in a "stupid" topic just to say it's "stupid"
TAKE A HIKE PAL!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:13 [#00638652]
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haha cute picture uzim!
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-08 07:13 [#00638653]
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(and proud of it)
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-08 07:14 [#00638656]
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lol :D
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Erronous
from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-08 07:14 [#00638658]
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that's right. But in that case i would rather prefer doctors to attach my penis to my thumb, that would be nice.
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fabrique
from at sea level (Estonia) on 2003-04-08 08:34 [#00638773]
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Hmm... anything can be achieved with a good amount of practice i guess?
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-08 08:35 [#00638774]
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back on topic no, no, no, and no!
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uzim
on 2003-04-08 08:38 [#00638777]
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anything can be achieved with a good amount of practice i guess?
> you're very optimistic. ^^
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fabrique
from at sea level (Estonia) on 2003-04-08 08:50 [#00638796]
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hmm... not really
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 08:51 [#00638799]
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that's about as far as I can reach, too
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 09:10 [#00638825]
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dont think I'd remove part of my body to do that... bit paranoid about surgery+things like that
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 09:16 [#00638833]
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I'll go down on you if you'll go down on me
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-04-08 09:18 [#00638835]
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ron jeremy can self felattiate.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-04-08 09:23 [#00638842]
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lol, and yeah, fucking I'd rather get a blowjob from SOMEONE ELSE =)
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