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excuses to call in sick for work, when you are not...
 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-04-08 22:06 [#00639852]
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i need some!


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-04-08 22:07 [#00639853]
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ummm, say you're sick
and wont be able to make it into work

sorted!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-08 22:08 [#00639855]
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'food poisoning.'
or,.. 'stayed up too late posting on a message board.'


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-04-08 22:10 [#00639857]
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you cut your foot on the mirror that fell off your dresser,
from your frequent drunk quarrelling nights with your
wife...
the gash is half-inch deep and the only thing you have is
three band-aids and a roll of charmin.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-04-08 22:11 [#00639859]
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don't they call them "personal days"
now anyway?

seems like they cut through the bullshit, do you still get
paid for sick days or what?


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 22:38 [#00639898]
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say ur sick (of work)

or say 'i cant come into work today, because i know when i
get there i'll be completely bored'


 

offline mimi on 2003-04-08 22:44 [#00639903]
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stomach cramps


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-08 23:06 [#00639931]
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Tell them you got Legend of Zelda : Wind Waker for your
Gamecube. Any human with a soul will understand.


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-04-08 23:07 [#00639932]
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yeah, but we are not dealing with humans here, we are not i
tell ya!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-04-08 23:07 [#00639933]
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The US bombed the restaurante you Uncle was eating in
yesterday.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-04-09 00:41 [#00640107]
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Tell them that you finally scored with some chick and that
you'd rather stay home and have sex with her than wasting
your time at work...


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-09 00:47 [#00640110]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to ifkardo: #00639932



Well why don't you specify so we can adjust our advice to
your suiting?
Are these employers of yours locusts?
Ocelots?
Ostracods?
Stormy petrels?
Panthers?
Prawn shrimp?
Throw me a line here!


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-09 00:49 [#00640112]
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"i got SARS!" will probly work, but then you will not have
the job (or friends).

"Problems at home" will definatly work, but you will also
have to remember it, cuz people who know about will ask you
"how's things at home"...


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-09 00:56 [#00640116]
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Say you got some new pr0n you're just dieing to try out


 

offline cirrius logic on 2003-04-09 01:54 [#00640179]
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Tell em your in bed with your sister.

That should be sick enough.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-09 02:03 [#00640194]
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Definately go with that one.


 


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