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ifkardo
from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-04-08 22:06 [#00639852]
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i need some!
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-04-08 22:07 [#00639853]
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ummm, say you're sick and wont be able to make it into work
sorted!
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-04-08 22:08 [#00639855]
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'food poisoning.' or,.. 'stayed up too late posting on a message board.'
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-04-08 22:10 [#00639857]
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you cut your foot on the mirror that fell off your dresser, from your frequent drunk quarrelling nights with your wife...
the gash is half-inch deep and the only thing you have is three band-aids and a roll of charmin.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-04-08 22:11 [#00639859]
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don't they call them "personal days" now anyway?
seems like they cut through the bullshit, do you still get paid for sick days or what?
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Tab
from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 22:38 [#00639898]
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say ur sick (of work)
or say 'i cant come into work today, because i know when i get there i'll be completely bored'
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mimi
on 2003-04-08 22:44 [#00639903]
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stomach cramps
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Cabbog
from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-08 23:06 [#00639931]
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Tell them you got Legend of Zelda : Wind Waker for your Gamecube. Any human with a soul will understand.
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ifkardo
from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-04-08 23:07 [#00639932]
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yeah, but we are not dealing with humans here, we are not i tell ya!
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-04-08 23:07 [#00639933]
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The US bombed the restaurante you Uncle was eating in yesterday.
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-04-09 00:41 [#00640107]
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Tell them that you finally scored with some chick and that you'd rather stay home and have sex with her than wasting your time at work...
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Cabbog
from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-09 00:47 [#00640110]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to ifkardo: #00639932
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Well why don't you specify so we can adjust our advice to your suiting?
Are these employers of yours locusts? Ocelots? Ostracods? Stormy petrels? Panthers? Prawn shrimp? Throw me a line here!
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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-09 00:49 [#00640112]
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"i got SARS!" will probly work, but then you will not have the job (or friends).
"Problems at home" will definatly work, but you will also have to remember it, cuz people who know about will ask you "how's things at home"...
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AE_King
from Australia on 2003-04-09 00:56 [#00640116]
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Say you got some new pr0n you're just dieing to try out
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cirrius logic
on 2003-04-09 01:54 [#00640179]
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Tell em your in bed with your sister.
That should be sick enough.
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Cabbog
from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-09 02:03 [#00640194]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to cirrius logic: #00640179
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Definately go with that one.
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