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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-09-17 16:25 [#01338255]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



"And the old man wiped his rum-soaked beard, cursing the
sun and the moon, and all the pixels in between, asking them
defiantly and demanding an answer. 'Why does my son like
Autechre?'"

"Underneath the endless dunes of Smogabadishu 6, a
subversive menace was slowly growing like an ill-tempered
cancer; The Smarkalizions!"

"She just smiled and winked, 'Of course I have one, don't
you?'"


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-09-17 16:30 [#01338258]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



"To them, it wasn't about the glory or the fame. A high
paying salary was never a part of the equation. Their
motivations were the subtle aroma of grilled blood plasma,
and freshly greened pants. They played baseball because they
did."


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-09-17 17:47 [#01338354]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



"It wasn't everyday that you saw women thinking logically. A
female with a strong mindset would sell for literally
millions via online auctions. The only problem is that any
woman who sold herself through such a medium wasn't very
bright to begin with."


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2004-09-17 18:07 [#01338384]
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delicious


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-17 18:38 [#01338407]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



"He smelled of something. Something unpleasant. Kind of like
an old man on a bus, if the old man smelled of something.
Something unpleasant."


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-17 18:45 [#01338409]
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"Your crisps are soggy!"


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-09-17 18:48 [#01338412]
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"As Bartholamew made his daily rounds of latrine duty, he
saw his reflection in the liquified feces. It was the visage
of a torn and troubled man. It was at that point he realised
that the platoon included a very large amount of corn in
their diet."


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-09-17 18:53 [#01338418]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



"that fish deserves a good clip 'round the earhole, don't
tell me i never warned you michael!"


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-09-17 18:58 [#01338422]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



"With the blade now planted firmly within the heart of the
wyrm, Gondolei the sage closed his eyes and said 'For some
reason, John Stewart just isn't as funny as he used to be'".


 


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