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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-08-02 11:36 [#01293332]
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dick ever get caught on the toilet seat?

it's really funny and a little bit painful. especially when
you lift the seat up like 5 inches with out realizingit.

makes me feel like a man!

which is more than i can say for any of you


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-08-02 11:38 [#01293334]
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No.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-02 11:39 [#01293335]
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Only when I am trying to have sex with it.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-08-02 11:40 [#01293336]
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I haven't yet had the pleasure of this experience.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-02 11:41 [#01293337]
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i think i'm gonna need a diagram for clarity.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-08-02 11:42 [#01293339]
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oh you know like you're taking a shit and you've got your
dick inside the rim of the seat and then you stand up and
the pressure of your cock takes the seat up with you


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-02 11:44 [#01293342]
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so, a boner is assumed in these situations right?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-08-02 11:44 [#01293343]
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no i was boner free


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-02 11:45 [#01293345]
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I can't say it ever happens to me, but I have been known to
take a piss while sitting down and end up spraying my leg
from between the seat and rim.

Which sucks.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-08-02 11:46 [#01293346]
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my wiener isn't big enough for me to understand this
concept.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-08-02 11:46 [#01293347]
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it's ok i still love you


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-02 11:56 [#01293356]
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Dang, why is everyone's dick getting caught on stuff today?


 


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