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...is disturbing. I'm glad i have headphones to drown out the noise. /me np: Roots Manuva - Witness (One Hope) |
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move out. or let me come over. |
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oh dear. |
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IT'S ALL GONE WRONG. I apologise for this entirely unneccessary, and overly crude, thread. |
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Shit.. um it's your DAD she's with, right? |
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Her new fella. He's a decent enough guy, but the image of them...uh... "doing stuff" is not a nice one. |
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seriously i'd go somewhere else temporarily. |
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That's kinda... Man, I don't know I reckon that's the kind of thing they should only really do when you're not in the house. If I were a parent I'd be trying really hard not to scar my kids by letting them see/hear me fucking. Though I've done a girl loudly when her younger brother was in the next room and her parents room was next to us. They were cool with it (I'm not the first guy to have done that) but.... imagine hearing your bigger sister goiing "Oooooh OH YEAH UH... uhhhhh oh babyyyy" |
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so what exactly are you hearing? squeaky bedsprings hopefullly..? |
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or like, wet, popping noises? |
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or that unmistakeable sound of balls slapping against an ass. |
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soft tearing sounds and crying |
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I wish dude. This shit is on a whole different level. Mind you, she had to put up with it when my gf was living here... i guess this is payback... *shudders* |
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"yeah boy, you recognize THESE SOUNDS, eh? eh? NOT so funny NOW!!" |
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let's go all Porky's.. DEEPSPACES MOM IS REAL HOT!! |
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record a bit of it for us all to REMIX!! |
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LYMAN IT FELL OVER |
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HA HA HA Vibes #14: Deepspace's Mom Gettin' Dirrty |
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do you actually come from YOUR PEN!!!! |
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You can actually hear her vocalising? That's rude, man. If that were my mum I'd go fucking spastic and start painting the lougeroom orange. |
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It is from a kids in the hall sketch, where a clerk is emotionally traumatized by the loss of his pen. |
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sounds like a lot of hilarity ensued. |
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STOP THE MOANING MOM PLEASE GOD STOP THE MOANING |
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:: withers away from sarcasm :: |
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Bang on the wall and yell that. or FOR GODS SAKE FINISH HER |
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better yet, sneak in quietly, wet your fingers and help her along yourself. *uproars of disgust from the audience* what!? WHAT!? |
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*vomits* You, sir, are a pervert. |
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I'm not the one listening to my mum fuck one door down.. |
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Just stand quietly in the doorway smiling until they notice you. |
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"can I sleep with you? I had a bad dream" |
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There's a difference between hearing and listening, m'boy. Trust me. |
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yes, you keep telling that yourself.. |
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good lord man, if you're not going to stream the audio at least give us a play by play. |
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Yeah man I consider that rude of her, be rude back "Mum stop fucking that man when i'm in the house" loud enugh the whole fucking neighbourhood can hear. Seriousloy say something, ask her to stop or act really really upset when they're done, like fake cry and be like "mum don't dooo that" |
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I walked in on my mum and dad once I think they were more horrified than I was =o) |
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It's all over as far as i can tell. The nightmare ends for tonight. |
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Just tell her you heard her |
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I don't think i could bring myself to, really. She used to have a "quiet word" occasioanlly about me and the missus' bedroom noises keeping her awake at night, and i've never wanted to curl up and die more in my life. Alternatively, i should tape them and play it on constant loop, full muthafuckin' volume. |
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well the wait untill the finish then cough so they can hear how thin the walls are |
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Sorry I'll try to keep the noise down next time. :/ |
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I wondered why someone kept screaming "MAX/MSP!!!111". It was quite disconcerting. |
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oh haha...that was your mum...me and Max where DPing her at one stage. MSP is his full name Maximillian Sylvester Pringlebottom. |
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Aweslime. My hidden camera is gonna have some hella marketable footage. |
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apart from me wiping my cock dry on the curtains. You might want to edit that bit out. |
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is your mom pretty? |
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Yeah, cock-wipeage has been an issue in a few of the tapes. I'm sure i'll be able to work something out. I'll say one thing for my mam, she's a slippery old one. |
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headphones sounds like the proper course of action... we shouldn't be discouraging people from fucking... just think how much more pleasant most people would be if they weren't all suffering from bed-death... |
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you might want to consider wiping your cock on the ladies hair next time - nice reminder for her of the lovely evening you had at least. be careful though - hair can be a bitch, give it the soft treatment. |
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His mum's bald in all areas. |
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she can suck/lick you clean, can't she? lazy people these days. |
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