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Hullo and thanks for purchasing the DVD of the Revolution, which couldn't be televised due to Legal Technicalites. I'm Marlowe, and together with Qrter, I'll be your host for the exciting events about to happen. Oh! Something's happening over there in the dark alleyway! I do believe that a young Idealist is Graffitying a doorway with "PIG SCUM"! Excellent! Well, I first knew Qrter back in 1956 when I had just been discharged from the Royal Navy, and was down on my luck. I met him in a pet shop on Saville Row, and we immediately struck up a friendship. Oh, but back to the revolution! |
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Hello there Marlowe, this looks like it'll be GREAT night for revolutions.. of any kind, really. Now, what do we have here? Ah, a young mother, Paul! She's holding the hand of her young son, if I see rightly. If I'm not mistaken she also is... yes, yes! YES, she IS pregnant! Why is she running towards that large group of rioting people, you might wonder? Paul.. |
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*turns off DVD and sends back to store in exchange for "Navy Seals"* Man, that wasn't anything near what I expected... :( |
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The revolution will be televized - how true those words ring in my ears at this moment. |
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Hi, Alex! Yes, that is the question on everybody's lips - why would this mother, also with-child, be running towards a group of rioters? The answer, I am sure, is because she is a REVOLUTIONARY and believes firmly in revolving! Right now, I can see her, hands outstretched to the mob, tears streaming from her dewy eyes. The child, crying at her side, crying because his father won't be coming home tonight, because he is being held in the local branch of Cops R Us... But, what is this?? I do believe it is a group of lightly-armed officers of the police! They appear to be..yes, they are firing into the crowd! This is deeply exciting! There goes one of the rioters! And another! They are falling like IQs at an American school! The child is down! The child IS down! Dramatic news from this local Revolution! This deserves an Oscar for best documentary! Glorious technicolour REAL deaths, starkly realised using a gritty 16mm camera - supreme! |
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:: waits patiently for more coverage :: |
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*searches dvd for easter eggs* |
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Paul, this must be one of the most EXCITING bloody revolutions I have EVER seen! If you have a moment, please have a look here - see that little group of men walking in a V-formation? Don't they look a bit overdressed for the warm weather we are having on this INCREDIBLE revolutionary day? Well, that's RIGHT because IN FACT they are a small faction of fanatical suicide bombers, who do not even really want the current world governments to be dismantled, but I'm thinking they're thinking to themselves "what the hey, it's a nice day for it" and- OH THERE THEY GO!! ONE HAS GONE OFF BY ACCIDENT!! OOH TOO EARLY!! NOW THE OTHER ONES ARE GOING OFF LIKE SQUIDGY FIRECRACKERS!!! OOOH!! THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANY DAMAGE AT ALL!!! HOW THEIR FAMILIES MUST BE HUMILIATED!! What a turn-up for the books! |
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monkey's. cant you invent something by your own ? |
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