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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2007-11-02 10:47 [#02140242]
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"OK WE NEED THREE GUYS IN THE BUSH, BETH YOU GET IN DISGUISE AND WALK DOWN THE STREET ILL BEON THE ROOF WITH A SNIPER RIFLE
*2 minutes later*
Dog: "hey bro you jumped bail, you gotta come with us"
Evil Psychotic Criminal: "oh ok well you can cuff me then sorry for the misunderstanding "
Dog: "hey bro you gotta get off the drugs one time iw as on drugs then i turned my life over to the lord "
Beth: "BLALBLALGLA IM FAT BLABLAL"
NEXT TIME ON DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER DOG RISKS HIS LIFE TO TAKE DOWN A METH DEALER IN KAKAAKO *OZZY SINGS A SOUNDBITE OF THE THEME*
coming up next real midgets go to a normal people's grocery store watch the hardshipss they ahve to endure also don't laugh"
Casino TFS
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SlipDrinkMats
from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2007-11-02 11:14 [#02140267]
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RACISM
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SlipDrinkMats
from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2007-11-02 11:19 [#02140271]
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I avoid being accused of racism by using the phrase "Black People" in my rants, in place of the word "Nigger".
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2007-11-02 11:19 [#02140272]
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Hahah, nice style you got there, Dog. Love the tribal hair beads. You fucking faggot.
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SlipDrinkMats
from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2007-11-02 11:23 [#02140274]
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See if he'd just used the phrase "blak person" instead of that word, it reads fairly innocently...
I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word(s) black person sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking black person heard us say black person and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a black person, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word(s) black person. We don't mean you fucking scum black person without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...
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rad smiles
on 2007-11-02 11:26 [#02140276]
Points: 5608 Status: Lurker
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brah
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Sano
on 2007-11-02 11:36 [#02140279]
Points: 2502 Status: Lurker
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I watched a few episodes of this fella, his niggering was quite too much for normal TV, he never actually faced any life threatening risks while chasing down "grandpa who never stops on red lights" or "Billy Bob" who's just 19 and is into "drugs", the guys never resist neither, they totally oversell it, they start screaming freeze asshole,blah blah blah and then you look at the "criminals" and they're just there on the floor quiet, laying down while those hooligans arrest him.
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