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offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-10-16 17:22 [#02133527]
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ryoji ikeda - dataplex


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-10-16 17:24 [#02133528]
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the newest fiery furnaces album for me.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-10-16 17:29 [#02133535]
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holy shit i havent thought about that band in months.

i think ill go throw on blueberry boat really loud right
now. i wish i had a cat to get off my lap.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2007-10-16 17:33 [#02133537]
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sometimes you really gotta go


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2007-10-16 18:52 [#02133608]
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4day old kittah

gimmie 5minutes


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-16 19:02 [#02133627]
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slip a towel under the cat on the lap area. Transfer
temporarily- the cat will look a bit startled. Go to the
loo. Replace the cat with the towel edges into the lap.
Stroke the cat whilst speakinging in reassuring tones saying
things like 'good cat' and 'who's a lovely cat then?'.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-10-16 19:04 [#02133630]
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genuine concern at one point meaningless but then always
that point in time when you look down and you don't want it
to move. sometimes at same do you look and throw for without
fear you stride against the cat with furry mittens.


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-16 19:14 [#02133656]
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try www.cuteoverload.com as it offers ace practical advice


 

offline Princess Die from Dublin (Ireland) on 2007-10-16 19:17 [#02133661]
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OLD


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-10-16 19:18 [#02133663]
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fancy pimping your profile?

why don't you just run on down to www.pimpmyprofile.us for
all your profile pimping needs


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-10-16 19:19 [#02133665]
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put a glass on it and then remove it. like so, only the
other way around.


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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-10-16 19:19 [#02133666]
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looks like you're in some dire need of pimping


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-16 19:28 [#02133678]
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I don't like it, that poor kitten with its cute little
face...



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-16 22:43 [#02133730]
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for me, the question is "how to get a cat onto your
lap?" My cat is cool, but she's definitely not a lap-cat.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-10-16 23:37 [#02133736]
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that sucks - lap cats are awesome.

i remember the cat i live with (tiger) like two years ago.
id start smoking a fat bongload and he's come right up on to
my lap asking for a hit. then after like 5 episodes of south
park both of us would get up and head to the kitchen.

fuck kitty urinary tract blockages.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-17 00:27 [#02133763]
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The cat actually sought out the bud? hahahah that's
hilarious. Yeah, I absolutely love lap-kitties, and I wish
mine would just lighten up or get too old to give a shit and
start taking advantage of my lap real estate. :)


 


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