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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2007-10-11 12:07 [#02131042]
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Where did you get such a good idea for a thread from?
genius.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-10-11 12:15 [#02131044]
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bingob is like the zoltar machine from BIG. he makes all
your wishes come true.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-10-11 12:48 [#02131059]
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what doest he jack that house built look like?


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-12 05:45 [#02131393]
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This topic did not go as well as I hoped for


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-12 06:09 [#02131399]
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PMSL!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-12 07:34 [#02131412]
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FAV+


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-10-12 07:48 [#02131414]
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What would the price comparison be for this printing job.

50 copies of an 28 page document double sided.
First page in color, rest is black and white.
Coil bind with a clear cover and black vinyl back
3 mylar tabs
11x17 insert black and white engineers fold

Office Max:
Staples:
FedEx Kinko's:


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-10-12 07:52 [#02131415]
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How many zombies would it take to overpower Bruce Lee?

Classic slow moving:
Modern fast moving:


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-12 07:56 [#02131416]
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I can not use my knowledge powers for commercial use


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-12 07:56 [#02131417]
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From 010101!
But my answers are even better!


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2007-10-12 08:44 [#02131427]
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protect the innocent.
uphold the law.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-10-12 08:55 [#02131428]
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My document is all about feeding starving children in 3rd
world countries and also about feeding slightly hungry
children in 2nd world countries.

My aims are humanitarian and non-profit. I cannot help it
if these companies are giant corporate money machines.

Please call and find out I'll wait...


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-10-12 08:58 [#02131429]
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Why was Grindhouse released seperately from Planet Terror on
DVD? I guess it is technically two movies but one
theatrical release. When will Planet Terror be released on
dvd? Will there be a theatrical version released on dvd?


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-10-12 09:02 [#02131431]
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Why are restaurants allowed to sell crab dishes that contain
imitation crab meat? Shouldn't they have to list that it
contains imitation crab meat? Imitation crab meat is mostly
Alaskan Pollock or some other white fish with only a small
amount of crab content, usually extract. It would not be
acceptable to take horse meat and add a couple drops of beef
gravy and call it steak stir fry. Why the double standard?


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-12 09:46 [#02131438]
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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-12 13:03 [#02131517]
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fav+ question. I'll take the liberty of answering. Although
long-time fans may have no doubts as to his ability, I
believe Bruce Lee would have his hands full with fast-moving
zombies, especially if we are referring to those from "28
days later." I have no doubts that Bruce Lee would whup some
serious ass, but it's only a matter of time before his toe
catches a zombie's canine-tooth on a roundhouse-kick, or his
lotus-punch to the nose-bridge sends his quarry's blood
spraying into his eyes. Either of these scenarios would be
the downfall of our hero. If the blood of the fast moving
zombies is not contageous, and only their bite/saliva can
create zombies, he might stand a better chance.

No amount of classic, slow-moving zombies could stop Bruce.
If there were ever too many of them to fight, he'd simply
run across their heads while they fumble and struggle to
grasp what is happening until he was out of harm's way. I
hope this has been enlightening, good sir. My appologies to
Bingob for answering this query.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2007-10-12 13:23 [#02131521]
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a/s/l ?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-12 13:26 [#02131524]
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Good call.


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-12 13:26 [#02131525]
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You butthole! Grindhouse was not released separately from
Planet Terror. Death Proof was released separately from
Planet Terror. Planet Terror is already out on DvD!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-12 13:51 [#02131531]
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How long are you going to feel like that for?


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-12 13:53 [#02131532]
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I'm done already


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-12 13:55 [#02131533]
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Whats this for?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-10-12 14:16 [#02131536]
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bingob, what do you think of my latest design?
shred dyde


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-10-12 15:29 [#02131560]
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describe this picture in 5 words bingob


Attached picture

 

offline bingob on 2007-10-12 15:52 [#02131576]
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Cuntychuck: I think it's quite good! But
http://shez.org/shreddyde/ is maybe better? What is shred
dyde?

Cyngus: Erotic, AirJordan, abusive, brown, Tuss


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-10-12 15:54 [#02131577]
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no, its not better, its way worse. and its some kind of
portfolio.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-10-12 17:25 [#02131594]
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I'd say it's more tussle and less Tuss... Anyways...

My question is this: Why do you want us to ask you
questions? Be sure to cite any sources used in your
response.


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-10-13 05:08 [#02131715]
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why is gew=few?
what do you think of hanalwall?
and why do you think its so popular?
what do you think of cornwall?
and also do you like these ?click here



 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-13 12:03 [#02131828]
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FAKE+


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-16 22:45 [#02133732]
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fake-


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-10-16 22:46 [#02133733]
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Does this dress make me look fat?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-17 00:25 [#02133760]
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Does this dress make me look fake?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-17 00:45 [#02133765]
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I watched a GOOGLE VIDEO that really sucked about Georg
Cantor and infinite called 'dangerous knowledge'... stupid.
Infinite does not exist. Even if you try to find every digit
of pie, there is a finite number of pieces of paper to write
all the digits. Once you reach the last piece of paper you
can record no more digits so that is the end of pie. But it
wouldn't be pieces of paper; rather whatever is the most
efficient method for storing the digits within the matter in
the finite universe. Probably our universe is like a pea in
a football field of nothingness before there is something
else beyond it, similar to atoms... but it seems absurd that
there would in turn be something beyond that again and
again, kind of like if there's a god you have to explain the
creation of god. So maybe the universe is all that exists
anywhere. Really its more like.. do you expect some bacteria
in a body to comprehend the true universe beyond given its
relative intelligence and evolution of dealing with objects
roughly within that tiny time and space scale? I guess what
my question is is 'is something or nothing more difficult to
understand?' (I used is 3x in a row)


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-17 07:43 [#02133870]
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Is this thread going as planned, better than planned or
worse than planned-


 

offline bingob on 2007-10-17 08:02 [#02133879]
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Answers:
I want you to ask me questions cause I think I can give you
better lives and that's why.

gew does not equal few, but very close
hanalwall=a bit passé. kinda last month. we nee full
frontal nudity
It's popular cause hey that's what we all will look like
when we get old (except nend and svalx), it¨'s almost as
funny as hanging scrotums
Cornwall=I can't stand it
sneakers=they are fugly. in different colors maybe

thread=going worse than planned


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-17 08:08 [#02133884]
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thread status = :(


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-10-17 09:27 [#02133926]
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my answer is the best.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-17 09:32 [#02133930]
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Quick question Bingob, I've just bought some aftermarket
horns for my motorbike, both at different pitches, so
instead of simply being offensively loud, it should also
have a nasty dissonant chord-like quality, that should have
the retardic individuals in cars who are trying to kill me
swerving out of the way. Unfortunately the cheeky chappies
who sold me the horns have shipped me FIAMM style
horns from some manufacturer I've never heard of, rather
than genuine FIAMM horns. Is a refund adequate, or morally,
am I entitled to keep the horns to sell on as well as
demanding a refund?


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-17 09:35 [#02133932]
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Id say B7 the person who sold you the horns-


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-17 09:46 [#02133944]
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The ***ts only live 45 minutes ride away, so I could just go
down and give them a shoeing if they don't rectify this
ASAP.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-10-17 09:49 [#02133948]
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did you ever pick up a 9 year old with your sports car,
drive him home and touch his knee when you stopped infront
of his house?


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-17 09:49 [#02133950]
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There is no law !!!!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-17 10:05 [#02133967]
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Talking of law, I'll quite happily contact trading standards
if intimidation doesn't work.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-10-17 10:07 [#02133969]
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Your the man on xlt and in real life, you must demand
respect

Do it by any means necessary!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-10-17 10:29 [#02133984]
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Here's the email:

Hello,

I recently placed a fairly large order with you, Order ID:
13463. Most of the order was fine, but the horns were not as
described. I ordered FIAMM horns, which are a well respected
horn-manufacturing brand, not a style of horn. Your website
refers to them as “Fiamm Horns”:
http://www.thefastone.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=809823

I placed the order, again, the confirmation email you sent
referred to them as:
--------------------------
Product ID: 809823
Product Name: Fiamm Horns
Quantity: 1
Unit Price: £17.00
--------------------------

The order arrived today, and they are actually “Shondie”
Horns. I assumed there was a simple mistake in packing them,
till I noticed the receipt shipped with the order, and your
barcode sticker on the box, both refer to them as, “Fiamm
Style Horns”. I didn’t buy Fiamm style horns, I bought
Fiamm horns. Please either ship me a pair of genuine Fiamm
snailshell horns, or refund these and arrange for a courier
to collect them.

Regards,

-----------------------------------------------------------
--------

I am a reasonably man. I will give them a couple of days to
respond and a week or so to rectify it before I ring them up
and get shirty. Thereafter, I'll be a persitant thorn in
their side until it is resolved to my satisfaction.


 


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