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I saw a baby on the bus today. I think it was a girl. They all look the same you know? Suddenly she started crying. It didn't look like she was in any pain or hungry or anything. She was just bored. She cried for a few minutes and then stopped, looked around, yawned, and continued crying. I was so mad at her, I almost started screaming. Damned babies! Do they think they can behave like they want cause they are small and cute? If I get a baby like that, I will sell it on ebay, (maybe exhange it with LegoFeet) or throw it in the river. MY baby better behave! |
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you needn't worry, you'll never have a baby - not a child nor a lover |
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i hat babs to |
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I have a lover! It's a human girl! |
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Childrentalking? oh yeah.. i stopped believing you a while ago. |
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if you stop beliving in him, he will go away. |
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i think the reality is more that you don't hate the baby but more that you hate yourself for not having the freedom to cry so openly as she |
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babies are interesting people. unlike me or most of us. |
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c'mon you love your baby Rich |
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you have to be 10 years old, really. no one else would post such a crap on this mb. |
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but if you're ever around a happy baby remember: a baby smiling and laughing is probably the most powerful thing this planet can offer anyone. pure, not yet fucked up by this world happy emotion. peace duuuude. toke. toke. sorry. |
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i like babies... i'm 25 and i have a 2 year old brother and an 8 year old sister (my mum and dad were 15 when they had me) and i like my little siblings... they're mental, it's funny. |
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Leave the babies alone. They are the only natural expression of humanity there is. Look at us, with our stupid opinions and culture - the body is not interested in all that crap, the adult mind is a squatter living there. |
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My babies are lovely everyone elses' are fucking hidious. |
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Don't teach it anything, or you will make yours hideous too. You are ruined, why ruin the baby? |
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haha |
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They're alright once they reach about 18 months and have some sort of semblance of a personality. I don't like them at all when they are much younger than that and have explained to the gf that I don't really have much interest in them below that age. I'm sure if I have one of my own I'll feel differently about it, but at the moment I just don't see the appeal. On the plus side, the latest body of research on the matter seems to indicate that it's best for all concerned for you to leave them alone unless they really need something, which has always seemed like a good approach to parenting to me. |
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They're pretty fun to kidnap ... |
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I try to avoid mollycoddling my daughter, and she's turned out to be quite the spirited & independent infant, but one who is affectionate and loving. |
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So now You can thank your parents that they didnt throw You in the river. |
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