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what should i do to score some points with them? what if they ask me what i do, then i have to tell them i make music then i have to play them my music and then i will be banned from dating their daughter. ill tell them i'm into miles davis |
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tell them you're just looking for a good time and that you think their daughter has a purty mouth, spoken in a thick southern drawl. |
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i vote for for not *trying* to score points. they will see through your bullshit and they'll never forget your shallow attempts to manipulate them. unless they're not too bright, then you're a friendly free thinking but religious hard worker who spends his time volunteering to help the shorteez and making uplifting xltronic musics. don't forget to smile a lot and shake their hands, and try to sound sincere when you repeatedly compliment them, their home, and anything they like. i'd like to add, lots of perfectly nice and decent people are not too bright. |
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Put your nutsack in the hands of gf's mother? |
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tell them your parole officer says she has a calming affect on you |
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how about breaking the ice by making a stupid nutsack related joke? |
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maybe i can do what zephyr said then what bingob said |
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That would probably be best. |
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bring the photos of you on E for show and tell |
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Fuck that! If your girl is real then her parents will be real. Don't worry about anything and just go with the flow . "(cliche i know) but you will be just fine . Judging from your posts i know you are one withy motherfucker and everything will work out just fine. trust me. |
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i havent seen those since i posted them here |
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haha |
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cygnus is one withy motherfucker. |
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what is this, the thread where lame jokes go to die? maybe next time try a nutsack or coin operated glory hole joke. |
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the best thing to do is to kill them |
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The first time I met my ex's parents it was like something off a bad American sitcom: I was driving to her house and for some reason it was idiot hour on the roads. This guy pulls out directly infrount of me, I miss his car by a hairs bredth. We get to some road works and although I have never done anything like this before, I get out of my car and calmly explain that, "the shiny sticky out bits on his door are mirrors and they are so that you can see behind you." Very happy with myself I carried on driving and realised that I was going the same way as this guy. It must have looked like I was following him because he starts speeding up and at that point I pull over at a gas/petrol station. I turned up at her house and her dad was that guy. He failed to ever see the funny side of the experience. |
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Guess who's coming to dinner |
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the tuss? |
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Play them some of your kick ass tech beats. |
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i dont have a big ego or anything i just tend to see things for how they are -- i'm totally neuttral. i guess im just afraid of boring them to death. maybe ill bring up some abstract topics |
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LOL, i don't think they'd be into it. they'd ban me from the house prolly |
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walk in with your cock out.should work a treat. |
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Hey cygnus, are you dating your girlfriend or her parents? In other words; if they fully support their daughter then they automatically care about you. No matter what you do as long as you and your girlfriends are happy, right? |
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can i borrow a wheel barrow? |
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2nd on the tuss. ""the shiny sticky out bits on his door are mirrors and they are so that you can see behind you." " lol ! |
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Haha that's gold :) |
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maybe i should wear my gescom hat if they ask me what "gescom" is i'll kick the table over, yell, rip out a boombox and play the megamix and headbang in everyones face |
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you're right |
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NO,NOT MY COCK,YOURS. |
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hehe, I never intended to imply that you had an ego problem or anything of the sort. Just having some fun on a slow friday. Good luck meeting the parents tonight, man. Oh, and great story 010101. |
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i lol'd at 'shiny sticky out bits' |
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<------- like this? |
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ask Combo- nice nuts- |
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thanks, nice ass. <3 |
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Its not mine :( |
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I have a confession to make... these aren't my nuts either. |
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I think that Cygnus should go with the flow, be polite but don't do too much. BTW, I'm considering trying to meet other girls today, to get some experience, could it be just for small talks/friendship. I Think I'm gonna sit in a library and try to chat with one of the girls there (I've heard it was a good plan, plus I could at least read a book, which isn't bad at all). I'm not sure I'm gonna thread about that. |
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nice one combo. |
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it went well i think they like me |
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nice combo! tihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeh |
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Cool, what did you tell them what you do? |
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no, they actually hate you, parents a creepy good at hiding their hate. im sorry, you got confused. |
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i talked about my music and they were like what kind and i said its pretty weird. they were like 'Oh" |
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was there bass ? |
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did you do your trademark impressions? were you all sitting around the dinner table, you shovelling chicken into your mouth like a barbarous hobo - you're talking with your mouth full when you mention something about your music, they try to feign interest in your unartistic little audio farts by asking politely OH WHAT KIND? WHAT DO YOU MAKE?, big fake american smiles plastered across their faces, and then comes the reply, delivered in a hail of fried chicken and mashed potato, launched from the mouth of the fourth drugged-up failure to express an interest in their daughter in the past week. |
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im beginning to like you! |
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hahahaha yeah BKSAAKSHHKHSKSHKKSKHSKHKKHSKHSKHSKHSHKSHKSHKSHKSKHSKHSKHSKH "KRRRRSCHSBHSHHSSCHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKSA AS SHKS VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNFT confield |
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Meeting the rents can be tough. I told them my music was to vulgar to show them and that I would be embarrassed. I guess I just said the truth. But this was only months after knowing them. The first impression I didn't even want to hold my GFs hand let alone tell them about my music ! Just play it cool meng, it's a very nerve wrecking experience :P |
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Hi redrum. |
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