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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 13:10 [#02125091]
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my seasonal allergies are so bad this year its a sign of
the effects of global warming ill bet. i was sitting here
just now with my laptop trying to eat an apple and i had
this sudden rush of pain go through somewhere behind my
nostrils and i almost passed out and some chewed up pieces
of apple fell pathetically onto my lap


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-09-26 13:14 [#02125098]
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have a stroll on the sidewalk


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2007-09-26 13:23 [#02125109]
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are you on allergy medication? I know you've got seasonal
but there should be something you can take to help that...
perhaps even something OTC (over the counter).


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 13:24 [#02125111]
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yup theres these pink pills i got that are antihistamines
but put me to sleep for hours. they work really good you'll
drool in your sleep but you wont be able to do anything all
day


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2007-09-26 13:26 [#02125113]
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allergy is horrible


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-26 13:30 [#02125114]
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offline rad smiles on 2007-09-26 14:20 [#02125136]
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pollen


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offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2007-09-26 14:37 [#02125147]
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you bet


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 14:48 [#02125156]
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Seasonal allergies is fucking street type IDM shit.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 14:57 [#02125167]
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cornwall


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 14:58 [#02125168]
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thats actually what pollen looks like huh

i feel like my head is swimming with those


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:01 [#02125170]
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If you put bees up your nose they will eat the pollen and
make honey trickle down the back of your throat.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2007-09-26 15:01 [#02125171]
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That sounds a little bit more than allergies, have you ever
worked with fiber glass, asbestos, apoxy resins etc?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:03 [#02125172]
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Cygnus used to work as a fibre glass & asbestos cutter and
gluer using apoxy resin...do you think that could have
something to do with this?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2007-09-26 15:03 [#02125174]
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or a humming bird, a bit bigger, but no sting and tiny eggs
at the back of you throat each morning


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 15:04 [#02125176]
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funny you mention fiber glass cause my brother and i used
some to make sound absorbing panels


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:06 [#02125178]
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you're going to die :(


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-26 15:06 [#02125179]
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corntuss


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 15:06 [#02125180]
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maybe if i convince richard dawkins that pollen is God i can
breathe normally once again


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:06 [#02125182]
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unless you type cornwall into 57 topics by tomorrow morning
in japan.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2007-09-26 15:14 [#02125194]
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If you have used fiberglass recently you have probably have
tiny cuts in your face tubes and your allergies are swelling
the tissue and tearing the cuts deeper and longer. Go to
your doctor and explain that you have recently used
fiberglass and he will probably perscribe warfarin to thin
your blood cause nose bleeds so you bleed it out.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 15:17 [#02125196]
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UH???? ill look into it but i dont have medical insurance
right now i cant afford it. i really think its just pollen
allergy man, well i really hope its just that


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:18 [#02125200]
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apple allergy? maybe you shouldn't put apple up your nose
for a few weeks and see if that helps. If it does just don't
eat apples any more.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 15:31 [#02125211]
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you already said im gonna die and now i can't eat apples?
whats next? i have a problem with that


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:34 [#02125212]
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you will marry a white girl and she will cheat on you with a
midget that you will find in the sink unit but it won't
really matter because you will be having homosexual
relations with a man you met in the club. avoid cherry pie.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-09-26 15:34 [#02125213]
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ever considered digesting the apple anally? theres a few
pics on the net that can visually explain the procedure if
you get stuck.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2007-09-26 15:36 [#02125216]
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If he wants pain in the shitter he should just invite thad
round for the night.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-26 15:40 [#02125221]
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lmao


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-09-26 16:35 [#02125251]
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death fuck!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2007-09-26 21:41 [#02125272]
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pollen allergy? do youy know it's late september?... are you
in the southern hemisphere?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-09-26 22:09 [#02125277]
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my allergies are worse this year than I can ever remember.
Maybe I just forget how bad it gets


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2007-09-26 22:31 [#02125280]
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?


 

offline rad smiles on 2007-09-27 06:29 [#02125366]
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shit yeah havent you heard of ragweed


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-27 08:13 [#02125412]
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so go recycle your shits man and also
I DONT GIVE A FUCK


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-27 08:16 [#02125421]
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recycle your shits?


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-09-27 08:18 [#02125424]
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he's complainig about global warming so recycle your
shits...no offense man :P Even if your shits need to be
recycled too



 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-27 08:24 [#02125430]
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why not, its almost 2008 !!!!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-09-27 22:08 [#02125668]
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lil pink pills = diphenhydramine, and yeah, that shit will
knock you the fuck out.

for real seasonal allergy relief go for claratin otc, and in
the future when you have health insurance (fuck privatized
health! greedy bastards!) try to get a script for allegra,
that stuff kicks ass.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-09-28 10:34 [#02125859]
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"and some chewed up pieces of apple fell pathetically
onto my lap "


hahahahaha!!!

I love you man!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2007-10-10 17:56 [#02130772]
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cornwall?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-10-10 19:51 [#02130793]
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ive tried claritin, allegra and celebrex and they dont do
anything - i think those companies are run by nigerians and
its a 419 scam gone too far


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-10-11 17:22 [#02131231]
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oddly enough... I don't think I've gone through an allergy
season feeling as good as I've been feeling this last month.
I can even breathe through two nostrils right now.... TWO
NOSTRILS!

Just a couple of things: first, Claritin actually seems to
work for me... eventually. The last couple of years, I
started taking it around a month before allergy season
hit... and went through the season relatively easily
(normally I'm about as sick as you appear to be). This year,
I started taking them after getting sick. I remained sick as
hell for a couple of weeks, but then I got much much better.


Also, if it's ragweed that you're allergic to (I'm assuming
this is the case considering when this was originally
posted), here's another thing that's simple but seems to be
quite helpful: if you don't already... sleeping with your
window closed is also supposed to help. Ragweed's apparently
at its worst in the early morning. I've been doing that
lately and again.... I've been feeling awesome. Also,
keeping your bed sheets, pillow cases, etc. clean helps.
Yea... I've made sure to keep my ears open for any
worthwhile tips, and I'll fucking try anything that
helps.... Fuck allergies... with a rusty screwdriver...

... but if it's asbestos.. good luck with that!!! and umm...
RIP in advance...


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-10-11 17:26 [#02131243]
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Oh, and you could also try sniffing the 72 Hanalbutts!


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2007-10-11 17:28 [#02131245]
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Man... I actually count the Hanalbutts every time, too....
Well... I count the 9 at the top and the 8 in the first
column, anyways. You won't pull a fast one on me! I'm so
sad...


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-11 19:54 [#02131287]
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apparently if you start eating a local honey really
regularly it actually stops the allergies to local allergens
(in your region)- I think it takes a couple of weeks to kick
in but it definitely works and also tastes great!!

Bees are so techno...quite amazing!!


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2007-10-11 20:00 [#02131288]
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works the same with pussies


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-10-11 20:09 [#02131291]
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honey will do the job very nicely thankyou misantroll!


 


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