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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-23 01:27 [#02123195]
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even tho they say its 99% dont you get a little scared when
you bust a huge load inside your gf


 

offline hexane on 2007-09-23 01:28 [#02123196]
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LOL


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-23 01:28 [#02123197]
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im serious


 

offline hexane on 2007-09-23 01:34 [#02123198]
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btw phantom17g is dope

and so what if cygnus reproduces, the world needs more phat
beets


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-23 01:37 [#02123199]
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im only 22 years old!!! and thanks that beat is rly just ok
i couldve done it better i think, thanks for listening to it


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2007-09-23 02:13 [#02123201]
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I'm trying to get my wife pregnant.

It's not that easy.

You'll be fine.

Go for it, give her another.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-09-23 02:47 [#02123205]
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slam it like some nasty pussy that you want so bad cause you
had a bad relationship with your mom


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-23 02:52 [#02123206]
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Birth Control


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-23 03:08 [#02123207]
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline yoyoyo from cornwall on 2007-09-23 04:44 [#02123222]
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so its like 1 % chance she is getting pregnant when you
blast it in to her ?



 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-09-23 05:23 [#02123233]
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cum in her mouth, she can't get pregnant that way


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-09-23 05:27 [#02123236]
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SUCTION OUT THE SKULL CONTENTS


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-09-23 05:28 [#02123237]
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(great title for a grindcore album btw.)


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2007-09-23 05:46 [#02123241]
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mate you'll be fine. The only reason it wouldn't work is if
she'd had diarrohea or sickness, which would stop the pill
from being effective, or if she'd forgotten to take her
pill. Even then my doctor told me that on most pills you can
miss up to 3 in the middle of the pack and be alright. I
wouldn't risk it though! They just have to say 99% to cover
their backs. If something did ever go wrong and they'd said
it was 100% effective then they'd be screwed! I'd say it's
far more effective than that though :)


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-09-23 06:01 [#02123249]
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thanks for the encouraging words sophie! :)


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-09-23 08:01 [#02123269]
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*busts a huge load into XLTronic*


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-23 08:34 [#02123276]
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ANAL


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-23 08:38 [#02123278]
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The best form of birth control is just to smash her skull in
a with a brick afterwards.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-23 08:40 [#02123280]
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ohahaha i just spat my coffee out bastard.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-23 09:38 [#02123289]
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cygnus = possibly daddy
even with a 99% chance, there is that 1% chance
either put it in her eyes, her mouth or her butt

otherwise you always run the chance of daddyhood, even early
pre-cum, can get a girl pregnant

Braeden is taking an early sunday morning nap, otherwise id
be chasing him all over the house :)

WHOS YOUR DADDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2007-09-23 11:40 [#02123343]
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take northampton hospital's advice


 

offline anirog on 2012-12-27 23:13 [#02446524]
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birth certificate


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-12-27 23:41 [#02446528]
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*best thread of 2007*


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2012-12-28 07:24 [#02446534]
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brick, huh ?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-12-28 14:35 [#02446541]
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Mr. Obara,
would you want to hook up, you seem real dreamy and stuff


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2012-12-29 10:05 [#02446569]
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whenever and wherever


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-12-30 21:40 [#02446611]
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saweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


 


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