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offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-03-20 20:31 [#00132988]
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I don't know why but the question popped in my head of what
kind of names/rides would be in a rollercoaster theme park
of Aphex Twin.....what do you guys think?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-20 20:36 [#00132998]
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Tank Battle Zone (one of those dogems with ball guns on
top)

Astroblaster (space themed rollercoaster)

Ghost in the shell (futuristic high tech house "haunted" by
a computer like HAL from 2001)

Wet tip Hen Ax (A game where you have to throw axes at
inflatable chickens filled with water to get prizes)

Windowlicker (A mirror maze with lots of glass sheets in
it)

Vordhosbn (A backward rollercoaster in the dark a lot like
"No way out" at thorpe park in the UK, but with vordhosbn
playing)



 

offline sgt growley from Deal (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 20:40 [#00133006]
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analogflume bubblebath..! ha!



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-20 20:58 [#00133043]
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There's also got to be something weird that jolts in time to
the strobing effect in Mt. St. Michaels that has a strobe
and plays the song really loudly causing people to have
seizures and stuff. That'd be fun :)


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-03-20 21:30 [#00133108]
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What a great idea?

There would be Donkey Rhubarb-Aphex Bears wadling/dancing
around, and if you get caught between two of them they
bounce you back and forth off each other with repeated
crotch thrusts!


 

offline nano from Malmö (Sweden) on 2002-03-20 21:31 [#00133111]
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Free ventolin that people can overdose on and get fucking
ringing noice in the ears.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-20 21:33 [#00133114]
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How about the ventolin pitch playing all the time really
loud throughout the park? :)

Corngrower: I definately agree with the rhubears walking
around.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-03-20 21:33 [#00133117]
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A haunted house with freaky little rdj-faced midjets running
around with bats trying to brake your legs!!!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-20 21:39 [#00133127]
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A crystal maze style game called "humanoid must not escape"
where you have to get away from robots by solving puzzles
and eventually get out. Kind of like a high-tech fun-house.

"We are the music makers" a huge hall filled with drum
machines and synths and PCs & Macs where people could make
tracks with other guests.

"Alberto Balsalm" A kind of health spa where you can get
health treatments & saunas etc.

"Quixote" A Spanish speaking section for Nacmat :)

"Selected Ambient Workout" A big chill out bar serving soft
drinks and with loads of cuhions and stuff for people to
chill out whilst SAW 1 & 2 play to calm them down.


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-20 21:48 [#00133139]
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Everyone gets a RDJ face mask!


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-03-20 21:52 [#00133143]
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omgyjya switch 7...
a rollercoaster....fastes ever...
at the beginning of the song theres that whpping sound...and
every time it makes the sound...it stops suddenly
after the poor people get shooken up a bit after that...
it starts going up a huge drop at around like 40 seconds
into the song.........its pretty high right now, still going
up...
at 1:34 it starts to go down, and its a fast, aggressive
rollercoaster...

no one will leave this park without whiplash


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-03-20 21:55 [#00133147]
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A huge analogue bubblebath room with bubbles everywhere the
eye can see!!

A love boat you can ride while On the Romance Tip is played
in the background!!

Ambient world, a virtual reality place where you can journey
through a soundscape for all the SawII tracks...


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-03-20 22:07 [#00133166]
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i think it would be pretty trippy if there was a room like
the brewery in "charly in the choclate factory" where you
drink some aphex acid, and start to float...then they could
play random ventolin tracks


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-03-20 22:42 [#00133259]
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I think an Aphex Twin Park would certainly be very
interesting!


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-20 23:26 [#00133381]
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all the rides should have unpronouncable Cymru names like on
Drukqs.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-20 23:54 [#00133455]
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the idea is brilliant, Zen :)


 

offline lctroboy from BorÃ¥s (Sweden) on 2002-03-21 00:08 [#00133486]
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I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A LARGE ROBOT ELEPHANT, AND
"ELEPHANT SONG" WOULD BE THE THEME. EACH TIME THE MAD SCREAM
COMES IN THE SONG, THE ROBOT ELEPHANT POOPS ON THE HEAD OF A
CHILD. THIS RIDE WILL COST EACH CHILD 10 DOLLARS. THAT IS:
ONE MAD POOP, 10 DOLLARS. IT WOULD BE CALLED "POOP-HEAD
ELEPHANT".


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-03-21 00:09 [#00133488]
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lmao


 

offline lctroboy from BorÃ¥s (Sweden) on 2002-03-21 00:15 [#00133496]
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=D


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-21 02:11 [#00133714]
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that's hilarious ^_^ hehe


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-03-21 04:57 [#00133974]
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I picture Windowlicker being more of an 'adult' section of
the park, if ya know what I mean


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-03-21 05:01 [#00133976]
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the boy/girl ride....


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-03-21 05:03 [#00133977]
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Milkman land, where huge-breasted women walking around
breast-feeding whoever wants some


 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-03-21 05:16 [#00133979]
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goongumpas- a fun house
cliffs- a roler coaster



 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-03-21 05:33 [#00133983]
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beetles
you eat
and then step on em,


 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2002-03-21 14:39 [#00134387]
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I want the Aphex Theme Park!!

It's the best idea ever!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-03-21 14:51 [#00134395]
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Warp seem interested in branching out (e.g. new warp films
dept.) perhaps they'd be interested in making hits, oh wait,
Rich left them :)


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-21 15:09 [#00134411]
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Conish Acid coaster...

The carrage has a track connected to the top and one to the
bottom... the carrage runs betweenthm and at various points,
disconnects from one and the tracks shoot off in dif
directions so You'd neve know which way you're gonna go!!!

SHIBBY!!!


 


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