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I just realised all the stupid things i have done tonighty(allready). Smsing coworkers with a bunch of stupid shit. Ii told one guy that if he was to married his girlfriend i should handle his batchular party. He said " ok what do you have in mind? I said i was gona make him eat shrooms and E at the same time and then jump out of a plane parrashooting.If he make it to the ground he will enjoy a lapdance from an AIDS infected chimpanse stolen from a lab . I ended the message with "die jew!! " He hasn't returned it yet. Maybe ishould mess him "just joking" but it is against my nature. We aren't that close even haha! but i thought it was really funny at the moment. Stupid stupid. Another stupid thing i told a ex coworker girl from my last job that i met today to comeover tonight and "watch a movie" and "Chill out" (and have have some serious sex!) . But now i remember what a fucking annoying retard psycho she is and i don't feel like it at all. W¨she has called me like 7 times allready tonigt and i can't be bothered. SHe doesn't deserve my perfect penis. i just feel like getting more drunk and fall asleep. Tell me somes stupid shit ... i got tons of great stories and i know everybody has. Drugs and all ..but you knowyou do the stupidest thinhs when just dead DRUNK! (posting herewhen drunk is really stupid too) |
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trying to throw wooden chairs down the stairs from the sixth floor... at fellow students on a party in that staircase... can't remember anything... they said i just didn't understand why they kicked me out.... a few weeks ago... stealing a bottle of gin, then a bottle of wodka from a bar and drinking it just outside the bar with some friends... then heading for mcDonalds asking them to mix it with something, free of charge. |
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Ok drunk stories vol 1. I punched a skinhead in the face at the batroom at a bar (he was talking too much shit , i just had to do it) , he got knocked out. When i come out i see he has 20 or mor friends in there and i have 1 friend. The guy jumps out from the toilet and tells everyone to kick our ass. Lucky for us the bouncers step in and creates a wall betwen us and the skinheads . Do we flee? No Sido stays there and keeps taunting the skinheads in the worst way behind the bouncers at a safe range. All of the sudden there are 10 more of them and the bouncers are getting trouble holding them back . what does Sido do ? does he run? NO he moons them. After theat me and my friend jumps into a cab dying of laughter and when we drive away bottles and other shit hits the cab. The cabdriver was furious and stops after a while to check the damage . me and My buddy see the oportunity and runs away without paying and keeps partying hahaha! The funny thing is that the place with a shitload of skinheads was á indian place called rajaastan and they played Jungle . Ehat the the hell ´where all the skinheads doing there ???? |
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last weekend i went to a wedding and got pretty trashed. when i got back to the hotel, i grabbed a travel sized toothpaste and started to brush my teeth. i was thinking, "gawd! this tastes terrible!" then i realized it wasn't toothpaste but NeoSporin. the weekend before I was at the bachelor party, got hella drunk, and became infatuated with a stripper in Portland named Natalie. i bought 2 $20 lapdances but she never even touched me. i did touch her butt briefly though but it wasn't worth $40. |
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i slept with a very good friends girl once, took us 7 years before we started speaking again. i tend to become a casanova when i am drunk, i end of sleeping with people i shouldnt. |
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Weedings are dangerous . Free alchohol. Last weeding i went to i almost fucked a cousin. She is hot and has huge boobs. After 12 beers she wasn't my cousin anymore haha! but i started to realise what i was doing after a while and stepped back. Pheew.! I could almost hear the banjo music.... |
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i once pissed in the sound cabinet of my friend's guitar when i was drunk |
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You sound like a really annoying cunt. |
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Thank you mr dogwomit! Why is that by the way ? |
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for your info, he doesn't know yet so shhhhhh! |
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Ouch! Hope he doesn't try to impress a lady with that guitar haha! |
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haha that wood must've corroded by now resulting in 3 month old urine poring out. |
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*3 week i better goto bed before i piss into more ofem |
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you really shouldnt talk about how you almost fucked your cousin on the internet |
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maybe he is drunk |
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how do you "almost" fuck a cousin anyway? like you were making out, got off her bra, she was working on your belt when you were all, "woah, don't want to go TOO FAR here." |
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I pissed on my turntables and knocked absinthe over giginger's. |
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Genuine lol. |
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I don't drink. |
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drove, driven, driving |
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youve never been drunk then ever? |
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ive been there too many times. not punching skins in the head but doing stuff that I wouldnt do if it was for the alcohol. So my advice is to too stick to the beer. and not 40 of em.' vodka keeps me stupid. but kinda funny isnt it? |
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also my dad is an alcoholic, so Ive seen too many stupid things. I can admit being a little bit afraid of turning into that man. |
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the most stupid thing i ever did was lying half dead in an ambulance. dont remember that one but it was like 10 years ago and as I said, I was half dead. |
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post about pro-bush nonsense on xlt 2-3 years back |
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Seriousely? |
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i am drunk now but keep it cool.i could really fuck out of style if i really wanted to |
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die jew ?is the only thing you should correct bitch |
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önskar att jag inte behövde sånt |
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runkar gärna hårt |
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i may wank hard |
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