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a guy!!!! |
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Is he lazy, or under the thumb of his woman (likely to piss on the floor) or just weird? |
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He said so it's easier to fully empty his bladder |
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Ugh... is he... old? |
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I give this monoid theread 3/5 for lols. You need to step up your game. |
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i know a guy who does that too. he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks though so you can't tease him about it |
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i do the first and the last pissing of the day sitting down... it has became a kind of tradition, actually... |
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He must be a virgin. Am I right? Amiright?? Have you ever sat on a smaller toilet seat, possibly while taking a dump? You start pissing but instead of hearing the tinkling water sound, it is dead silent. That's right, the urine stream is caught between the seat and the bowl! Now you just gone pissed yoourself! :0( (The End) |
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i do when i wake up in the middle of the night. cause you don't have to turn the light on and become "woken-up" |
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i have to cuz i gots mine cockle pierceded true story |
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monoid, everyone loves your pop vibe |
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I now someone who does that too. Nothing strange really, i've tried it, its more effort I belive. I'm a bloke I piss standing. |
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what if its a cultural thing? i know some people of middle eastern decent and they all laugh that we pee standing up. |
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I do when I am drunk. |
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it's easier to empty it with a colostomy bag. |
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Muslims pee sitting down, because they consider it unclean to pee standing up. Fair enough. |
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The next time you see him doing so, sit on him and take a shit! |
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I don't think people realise that germs can go everywhereif you pee standing up, like spray and stuff you can't see. Or if there's a log in there and you piss on it, microscopic bits of faeces can jump up and land on you, even in your mouth if you happen to yawn. |
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People realise this, but unless they're obsessive compulsive, they tend not to let it bother them. |
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They tried something in mythbusters once, and I'm proud to say I pioneered that particular school of thought: There really is ! |
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i piss sitting down since the day my mom told me to wash the toilets because only guys can pee too far from the target. |
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xlt thread diversity: 70% nonsense 25% music 5% pee and poo |
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