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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-05-19 09:21 [#02085368]
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The whole thing?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-05-19 09:34 [#02085372]
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I have.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-05-19 09:38 [#02085374]
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How did it end?Did you discover gods love for you?Who do you
think its the target audience?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-05-19 09:47 [#02085378]
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***SPOILERS***

Just before God destroys the planet, Jack Bauer punches his
lights out.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-05-19 09:51 [#02085381]
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good question, monoid.

i haven't.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-05-19 09:52 [#02085382]
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And what happens in the Sequel, the Qur'an?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2007-05-19 09:56 [#02085384]
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the tuss


 

offline paul8088 from United States on 2007-05-19 09:58 [#02085385]
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yes, good read

rather lengthy


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-05-19 13:25 [#02085424]
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i actually tried to sit one through the first 5 pages of the
bible in sunday school

first and last time i went there..


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-05-19 14:36 [#02085434]
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i'm currently about 1000 pages into the new penguin
paragraph bible. but it's taken me nearly a year to get
there because it's SO BLOODY BORING. i'm reading it solely
to better appreciate the unlimited allusions to it that crop
up in literature, music and art.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-05-19 15:08 [#02085450]
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Attached picture

 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-19 15:49 [#02085481]
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the adams family started
when uncle fester farted
they all came out retarded
the adams family

Matthew 5:22


 

offline xkejjer from Malta on 2007-05-19 16:07 [#02085487]
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i read it.. try reading the gnostic scriptures too. they
offer a very refreshing and different take on jesus


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-05-19 16:10 [#02085489]
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FUCK YOU MONOID


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-19 16:12 [#02085491]
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racist


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2007-05-19 16:28 [#02085497]
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i read it, long ago. contradictions and superstition.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2007-05-19 19:16 [#02085574]
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i like the part where god kills that one guy because he
loves him. cracks my ass up every time.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-05-19 19:31 [#02085577]
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I LIKE THE BIT WHERE GOD KILLS ALL THE EGYPTIANS COS THE
PHAROAH WAS BEING A BIT PISSY


 

offline lucifer on 2007-05-19 19:34 [#02085578]
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great comic


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2007-05-19 21:06 [#02085595]
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uninteresting tidbit: my friend looks just like the early
depictions of jesus. He's even a carpenter!


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-05-19 21:11 [#02085598]
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oh, yhe bible? no.. 4


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-05-20 00:02 [#02085610]
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this is bullshit


 


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