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okay |
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but Phob has deleted everry fuckerr else. |
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Just program your own friends. |
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xltronic radio 24/7 |
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I spent all day masturbating. I like how the need for people drops to less than 0 when your instincts to reproduce this putrid species are tricked into thinking they were satisfied when really I just used my feet while watching demos of chun li in street fighter. The only reason I used my feet is that my hand is busy with babies since I impregnated it again. |
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Edward Piddlehands? |
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Hey dude, wanna come over? I got Double Dragon 1, 2 and 3 for NES. Let's try and beat #2 on Supreme Master. |
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ooooh...this so sounds like a line from Hard Candy.... |
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Video games are the opposite of sex. And if I had to choose |
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um...i am not sure that they are to Ian...I think one of the smurfs snuck into his head while he was sleep and rewired all the pathways that respond to all the stimuli to his gaming centre...ask him if you doubt me.... |
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My favourite scene in Mallrats is when Brody is laying in bed with his girlfriend, and he's playing NHL 93, and his girlfriend says that Genesis is killing his libido. |
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The music in that one stage (probably stage 2) in double dragon 2 where you fight those guys that drop from the helicopter is great (and a whole FUCK of a lot better than this gay song I have playing looped in modplug tracker right now; damn I can't make conventional music). I already beat #2 on supreme master multiple times. It wouldn't be a challenge. Doing that fucking knee move is tricky; I finally figured out (if I remember) you can only do it immediatly after you land from a jump and are in a kneeling position. Other than that the hurricane kick looking thing easily kills everyone. I also beat double dragon 3 and 1 multiple times. 3 gets repetitive but is fun; sure as hell is better than gears of war or some other stupid bloated modern game. Use the nunchucks on the mummies and chin's iron claw on the bosses. I think #2 is the one where you finally fight this crazy dude in a space background which later turns into a throne. He's pretty hard, but that machine gun guy in #1 is a cheap prick. Recently I've beat every cup in snes mario kart getting first in every race (having to use multiple lives usually). I had to use the turtle because the other drivers suck mostly. I needed lightening at the end of the 3rd cup to get first. |
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Yeah bro, but multiplayer is so much better. I hate the part where there are those spinning gears and those random spikes shoot up and hit you. Of course turtle dude is the best in MK. Or toad; same thing. So, you coming over or what? |
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In #2 you can play 2 player (with the intention of playing 1 player) then kill player 2 which gives you lives every time you kill him (if I remember). But it's easy enough without doing that. I tried finding the princess who is supposedly hidden on the last level of mario 3 recently. I know you fly to the upper left of where bowser is but I couldn't find her. I'm pretty sure I did once. Anyway, I wonder if bowser rapes the princess while he has her in his custody. I don't know why else he would capture her. Maybe he wants to eat her, or rape her for awhile and then eat her. The most famous videogame characters are plumbers; shows how fucked things are. |
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and now on the same note and further to what is being discussed Chat up lines by Austin Powers I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. Nice legs...what time do they open? You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven? Are those real? I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. |
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Aw fuck, my timer just went off which means I have to go outside to take my trashcan to the curb. It's scary enough to go out into the world to do that let alone meet up with a member of this species I despise. I wish I could take my trashcan out via the internet. I hope there's no humans out there. |
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I still need to see the last one goldmember or whatever. I saw mall rats though. |
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Man, that was scary. I drank some orange juice before going on my journey and its a good thing because I almost ran out of liquid out there. I did see something that looked like a human in my peripheral vision but tried not to look at it as I have been conditioned. I hope it dies soon. I also saw cats. They aren't as scary but still you can't put much trust in anything biological. I think I'll just leave the trashcan out there all week. |
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I want to fuck the internet. |
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I was getting attention for awhile but then everybody remembered that I suck. |
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i really think they should consider making city wide networks of those pneumatic poop chute thingies like they used to have for their offices in some of the retro futuristic movies, only now these are about foot long biodegradable neon coloured capules in which you stuff your trash in liquid form (ofcoarse after pouring the trash eating nano enzymes all over it...what you think I am a dum dum or something) and off it goes in the chutes to land on an aesthetically pleasing pile of capsules from all over the city.... hah how was that for a brain fart.... hmmm or you could just simply pour the nano enzyme treated liquid trash down the toilet... hunh... but god damnit then I wont get the lovely trasparent pneumatic chute system with neon coloured oblong receptacles of crap criscrossing through it.... or the landfill that looks like it was an abstract rendered in Cinema 4D... damnit damnit damnit |
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The current system where they pump all human waste through mother nature's circulatory system to fuel her vagina while humanity rapes her as long as possible is pretty good though. |
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yeah why mess with perfection |
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I like to carry environmentally unfriendly aerosol cleaning products with me wherever I go so when I see a living thing that is still blindly trying to hold on the the primitive ecological system of yore, I can spray it in the face and let it know what century its in + boost my ego at the same time. I also buy those 'cup o noodles' in bulk, not to eat, but to stuff in animal burrows because styrofoam takes long to decompose. But I throw away all the noodles first just to make sure no starving ethiopians can get a free meal. I leave the spice packets in there; maybe someone will eat that poison and die. |
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all very admirable initiatives what stupid people need to realize is that technology is like the sexy chrome bodied many breasted diety with each tit like just a hollow metallic dome sprouting shiny retractable nipply tubes leaking the lovely brown antifreeze that some people also know by the name of diet pepsi... |
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"Oremor Nhoj, em llik tsum uoy, emag eht niw ot!" |
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RRrrrrrrr*RUFF* Bww- WAAAAH |
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ooh yahhh doomy gooomy dooom doom I got a great concept for romero's next game its called Blamalama... there's these space marines and they get sent to this planet of these really snarky and uppitty lamas... they all wear monocles and go like "roit...orrr...i guess he made a joke so we moust louf..u ha..and ha..and ha" and these space marine get really tired of this attitude and the fact that none of them can fulfill their childhood ambition of becoming standup comics on a planet full of monocle wearing lamas...so out come the bazookas...and.. BLAMALAMA |
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