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This is beautiful and hilarious prose, a fucked up interpretation of doom 2: This is great reading too, for the game nethack: |
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I'll take your word for it, mr w |
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Those are the wrong links anyway; just go to www.everything2.com and use the search for doom and nethack if interested which nobody is. |
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"Doom bathes and is bathed in sex, from the sated groans and cries of dying soldiers and dying creatures, to the gentle, substantial thud of mortally-wounded demons falling to the floor, to the organic, ejaculatory sound of flesh rupturing into the oblivion of an explosion." "Fluid plays a major part in Doom's gameplay, each monster producing large quantities of it during death, whilst other fluids harm the player. That none of these fluids are obviously seminal is telling; although very few fluids in real life have the texture and consistency of semen, Doom is a game that denies reality, set as it is in a fantasy world. The presence of blue water seems jarring in the midst of hellish insanity, and thus the absence of semen was quite obviously a conscious decision on the part of the programmes for censorship reasons, the same reason for the lack of visible genitalia on the obviously naked monsters (although, having said that, as the monsters seem optimised for combat it is entirely possible that their genitals are hidden, like the Dolphin or the Zebra)." "Doom is a dirty game, dirty dirty girl. Like so many pleasurable things - sex, prolonged defecation, eating, mummification, Mork and Mindy - Doom is tacky and shameful, but knowing with it." this is absolutely amazing.w M w, you're one of my greatest Heroes of the Internet. |
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I don't think that information will run on my primitive brain hardware. I need information to be dumbed down so I can have the illusion of being smart (on top of the illusion that I exist). Anyway here are excerpts of the thing I meant to link to: Actually it doesn't seem that interesting now but maybe I can waste someone's time reading it: Doom is also a powerfully erotic game, notwithstanding the numbing of the physical self. It is mentally erotic, capturing the release of control at the height of orgasm, the constant stimulation of eternal deathmaking. Doom bathes and is bathed in sex, from the sated groans and cries of dying soldiers and dying creatures, to the gentle, substantial thud of mortally-wounded demons falling to the floor, to the organic, ejaculatory sound of flesh rupturing into the oblivion of an explosion. Doom captures the eroticism of the slaughterhouse. Many people have fantasies of being killed, of killing oneself, whilst at the height of orgasm, or of killing a partner during sex. Many people achieve release by killing animals, in order to experience the release and relaxation of the death orgasm. Doom's killing acts act as constant stimulation, the unremitting intensity of nightmare mode creating a sensation similar to that of greatly extended masturbation; a mixture of hopeless anxiety, horror and release, the sexual organs requiring greater and greater stimulation to achieve a dread orgasm of painful intensity. Doom is a male space. The player is invariably male, for obvious reasons. Of the monsters, only the comical Cacodemons seem obviously female, their ungainly, ill-formed gaseous nature and leering, slavering mouths characteristic of the female species. The other creatures are powerfully muscular or obviously male, and Doom's erotic power stems from the unrestrained physicality epitomised by violent homosexual intercourse. Men are not easily capable of multiple, satisfying orgasms, each one lesser than the last, and thus homosexual sex must be extraordinarily intense i |
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It might be better if it was an interpretation of sesame street, but all well. Thanks to the time that passed while our attention was occupied on this fascinating internet development, we thankfully have less time to live. |
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That would be awesome if the cyberdemons did have big peni though, and maybe when halfway dead the next shot would blow it off in an explicit gory animation (maybe then he'd become pissed and twice as difficult). or maybe when you open a door you see a cyberdemon humping a cacodemon before they both start attacking. |
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fan fiction. |
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There's more likelihood of you gnawing your own penis off than getting the foetid thing near enough a gash "with teeth". |
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"or maybe when you open a door you see a cyberdemon humping a cacodemon before they both start attacking" > in Silent Hill 2, you actually get to see two monsters having sex with each other. or maybe one raping the other. |
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Tell me something I don't know. "I have beaten the legend of Zelda without getting a sword. (Technically, I only got to Ganon, since it is impossible to beat him without a sword)" holy crap, I never thought of trying this. |
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I need to play original doom 2 on nightmare; maybe hell revealed made me better. I like how every finger has a key thus making control a very honable skill (and make most of the keyboards I used make a beeping noise as maybe more than 3 simultaneous keys weren't allowed) |
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(may load ebay advert first) |
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I didn't know that place existed. |
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It's wonderful. I enjoy the Saved By The Bell stories where Zack and Slater give in to their forbidben love. |
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Say goodbye to wMw for six months as he immerses himself in previously unimaginable masturbation scenarios. |
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:O exxxcellent. |
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Nice to see you, i_x_ten. |
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