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offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-24 11:35 [#02075260]
Points: 3077 Status: Regular



Nowadays I'm bored on the weekends because I'm not studying
anything anymore (and I work during the week).

I NEED TO FIND A HOBBY!!!!!!!

something. anything!

suggestions, please! i'm going to bed now, but I expect at
least 25 replies by the time i wake up tomorrow.

Or I will invade your house and rape your goldfish

Kind regards

The Jam.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-04-24 11:41 [#02075261]
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well, your name says it all.. you should toe jam!


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2007-04-24 11:46 [#02075262]
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being 19 years old, you dont have friends to go out
party/play playstation/collective masturbation or girls to
fuck with?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-04-24 12:02 [#02075265]
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no man, australians are almost the same as americans.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2007-04-24 12:31 [#02075275]
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masturbation is pretty fun


 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-24 12:38 [#02075277]
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try a tantric wank


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-04-24 13:37 [#02075290]
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Start knitting


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-04-24 13:48 [#02075293]
Points: 5499 Status: Lurker



Golf


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-04-24 13:55 [#02075294]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



Chess


 

offline gravity_again on 2007-04-24 13:58 [#02075295]
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I was thinking that as well. Its the idm thing to do.


 

offline leonid_olusegun from outside your window on 2007-04-24 17:34 [#02075386]
Points: 858 Status: Lurker



collecyt things!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2007-04-24 19:56 [#02075412]
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get into something physical, we spend all day with our mind
so its a nice change.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-04-24 20:01 [#02075414]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



music can be fun


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2007-04-24 20:20 [#02075416]
Points: 1110 Status: Lurker



Buy yourself a metal detector, hit the parks and make a
living selling the old bottle caps you find on ebay.


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-24 21:51 [#02075421]
Points: 3077 Status: Regular



only 14 replies????

VERY poor effort.

umm anyways - melack: i DID have mates to do that sort of
thing with (with the exception of group masturbation, thats
just NOT cool.)

but then i realised they were shitheads so i kinda dropped
them.

but yeah.

hmmmm, those are all...moderately good ideas....tho i think
my ambitions have been limited due to the fact that i am
still living with the parents...

which brings me to my next question - how old were all of
you when you left home?? did you ever need to go back?


 

offline uviol from United States on 2007-04-24 21:56 [#02075422]
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Tape your favorite TV shows religiously and put all the VHS
tapes on a nice little shelf. After you have a nice library
you can look back on it and be proud (although you may never
watch any of them.. it's still a good feeling for some
reason).


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-24 22:17 [#02075425]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



make doom2 levels with wadauthor (or a better one) and zdoom
to play on current windows. making doom2 levels is shiggady
tizight. I like to make weird irregular symmetry. I start
with some weird small section that is extremely detailed,
then copy/paste in irregular ways resulting in this thing
that is quite cool and complex to navigate in (but I suck at
designing gameplay mostly because I don't know a lot of the
info needed such as what size steps which monsters can walk
down/ ceiling height each monster can fit in/ good spots for
windows and such where they are viewable at just the right
angle/ and don't fully understand many of the effects of the
lines for interesting actions to happen. I tried a couple
times to make it seem like one massive mutation happens by
walking over a single line or flipping one switch (example:
lights change, walls open, floor lowers around you and
ceiling raises to reveal windows with enemies all at the
same time) but the design doesn't work with you on that.
Anyway, as I was saying, fuck you.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-24 22:38 [#02075426]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Try watching 'groundhog day' 3 times every day from now on
as a hobby. Pretty soon the repetition and deja vu of
rewatching it would mirror that of the central character
living the same day over and over, making the whole
experience more rewarding.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-24 22:39 [#02075427]
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Try to see how long you can go without pooping, then keep
trying to break the record.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-24 22:42 [#02075428]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Design the ultimate internet meme; something that will still
be replicated from person to person 50 years from now. It
has to make star wars kid, goatse man and 'ding fries are
done' all look like single celled organisms in comparison.
If possible strap a virus to it (computer and/or
biological).


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 00:06 [#02075462]
Points: 3077 Status: Regular



w M w:

enough!

alright?

:P


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-25 00:11 [#02075464]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to Toejam: #02075462



I won't stop until you assure me my goldfish is safe.


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 00:42 [#02075489]
Points: 3077 Status: Regular



*sigh*

well....okay. looks like oyu were just in time; i was right
in the middle of putting my balaclava on and unwrapping the
condom.


 

offline zoomancer from Kabul (Afghanistan) on 2007-04-25 00:48 [#02075493]
Points: 1215 Status: Regular



toejam sculptures crusted with blowtorch and left for the
birds to feed edit and randomize?


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 00:49 [#02075494]
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uhh......say what?


 

offline zoomancer from Kabul (Afghanistan) on 2007-04-25 00:56 [#02075498]
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cereal killer
1.pond cereal with mallet
2.make it into a paste with condensed milk
3.create sculptures of famous cereal mascots
2.crust with blowtorch
1. leave for birds to
p.eat
r.edit
l.randomize
9.take photographs and send them to cereal makers convincing
them to add more sugar to their products or these pictures
of their beloved mascot horribly disfigured will be
released to public..causing a wave of uncertainity panic and
chaos....

there that should keep you busy for years...or atleast a
couple of weekends


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 00:58 [#02075500]
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hehe, nice idea. i might try that! any ideas which type of
cereal might cause the greatest controversy?? :P


 

offline zoomancer from Kabul (Afghanistan) on 2007-04-25 01:00 [#02075501]
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dunno I always wanted to see those leprechauns horribly
disfigured...


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2007-04-25 02:05 [#02075539]
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photography?


 

offline zoomancer from Kabul (Afghanistan) on 2007-04-25 02:09 [#02075540]
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phornotography? yeah good one... rot his little mind why
dont you LAZY_TITLE


 

offline zero-cool on 2007-04-25 02:21 [#02075541]
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read write save money come to iceland and scotland
countryside wit me, and well have a bombfire and a huge
gig/event with speakers


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-04-25 02:39 [#02075544]
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bombfire


 

offline zero-cool on 2007-04-25 02:45 [#02075546]
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blauhhg


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 02:46 [#02075547]
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okay, but only if you promise that there will be lots of
voodoo activity and tinned soup and raised eyebrows on
toast.


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 02:47 [#02075548]
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...but a bombfire does sound arousing. mmm. indeed.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-04-25 04:22 [#02075559]
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smoke weed dude yeah!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-04-25 04:32 [#02075561]
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Buy a BMX and go BMXing. (Please do not emulate that 'fine'
film from your nation, BMX Bandits).


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-25 04:51 [#02075564]
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pond cereal is my favorite kind.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-04-25 05:05 [#02075569]
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industrial espionage


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-04-25 05:11 [#02075571]
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Masturbation


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2007-04-25 05:14 [#02075573]
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i was WAITING for you to contribute to this topic, Monoid ;)


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-04-25 05:15 [#02075574]
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Yeah, another quality post by me


 


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