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offline sneakattack on 2007-04-21 00:56 [#02074220]
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when I'm pissing with true fury, wearing only my boxers (or
nothing at all), and can feel urine splash up and hit me.

What this implies about times when I CAN'T feel it is, of
course, equally distressing.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-04-21 01:00 [#02074222]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



you HAVE to search for the least splashing spot, silly


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-21 01:06 [#02074223]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Is this picture real?:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-21 01:18 [#02074228]
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Winter is the best urinal steam smelling season.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-21 01:20 [#02074231]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #02074220



That was a nice woofer attack recently by the way. How many
other people's passwords have you cracked?


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2007-04-21 01:29 [#02074233]
Points: 6851 Status: Regular



"nicht spritzen. sitzen."


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-21 01:33 [#02074234]
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Try this urinating trick: Start urinating standing as
normal, then walk further and further away, adjusting aim
all the while until at maximum distance, then start walking
closer again, only start aiming higher and higher until
you're standing right next to it urinating in an arc. It's
kind of like 'walk the dog' with a yo-yo.


 

offline sneakattack on 2007-04-21 02:18 [#02074241]
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hahahahaha


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-04-21 02:32 [#02074245]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Damn, I ate some ding dongs, like 8 of them and apparently
their creamy centers have lactose in them because they make
me fart like crazy.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-05-11 13:05 [#02082381]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict



THIS IS HOW FUCKING ANGRY I AM ABOUT THE STATE OF AFFAIRS

AND THIS IS HOW FOOLISHLY I'M EXPRESSING IT


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offline The_Shark on 2007-05-11 13:06 [#02082385]
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It's the "comedy" duo of wMw and Sneakattack.

Imagine being either one of those guys. HILARIOUS


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-11 13:17 [#02082414]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Shark: #02082385



I imagined I was sneakattack just now and touched my
nipples. We will be performing at xltronic soon, so keep a
look out.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-05-11 13:18 [#02082420]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #02082414



fuck off


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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-12 19:46 [#02083079]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict | Followup to redrum: #02082420



have you ever ejaculated before ?
why ?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2007-05-12 20:53 [#02083090]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



if i ever have my own house i'm getting a urinal installed


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-05-12 21:31 [#02083096]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker | Followup to redrum: #02082420



Isn't that picture getting a bit boring? Maybe you could try
posting some bleeding, rotting poor sod again.


 


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